What can be said:
The opening is characterized by citrus notes that don't remind one of citrus from the start, and they are very piercing to the nose, shifting artificially and almost too bitter into the various nuances of rose. The different nuances of rose come across as very synthetic and last long enough to cause headaches.
A hint of sweetness from the vanilla can be felt, and the woody notes are barely noticeable.
In the end, I have to wash everything off thoroughly with soap.