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Valentino Uomo Intense (2016) by Valentino

Valentino Uomo Intense 2016

Version from 2016
TheJoker
09/11/2023 - 05:48 PM
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Unbearable

At least for me. I have had the fragrance for six years and have only worn it once since then. I tested it again today and I actually find it even worse than back then. I don't know what iris smells like, but I suspect that must be the iris. I don't know muscat sage either, but it's not the top note that bothers me incredibly, rather something that remains present throughout the entire duration. Neither my then-girlfriend ("too powdery") nor a significantly younger girlfriend ("not for men") found Uomo Intense good. I can't understand how anyone could perceive such a fragrance as masculine. And I'm not someone who necessarily needs extremely "masculine" scents; my absolute favorites, Herod and Layton, both come off as very unisex and work very well for women too. But I can't see this Uomo Intense on a woman either, and if so, then most likely on an overly made-up 80-year-old in a fur coat - heavy, like the coat over her shoulder, heavy, like the gunk on her face. No offense intended, tastes are fortunately different, but with this one, I really can't understand how anyone could find it good, or even masculine, with all my imagination. My biggest blind buy flop besides Encre Noire - that's also unbearable, but I already knew from reading that it was probably very special. By the way, I don't necessarily find powdery bad; I recently treated myself to Prada Luna Rossa Black, and I find it pleasant and beautiful in scent, but it doesn't come off as particularly masculine either. I mean, people, how can powder and lipstick smell masculine? It hardly gets more feminine than that. These opinions from others confuse me.
Updated on 09/13/2023
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RainerHohnRainerHohn 1 year ago
Finally, someone who sees it the same way.
When I read reviews like "the definition of a bad boy scent"...
I think the fragrance is the opposite of a bad boy scent.
I was also surprised that it's not even officially unisex.
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Josua1997Josua1997 2 years ago
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"Unbearable" haha. A true Bild newspaper comment.
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HeavyStrainHeavyStrain 2 years ago
I see it that way too (unfortunately?). Whenever I get the chance, I keep testing fragrances like Givenchy Gentleman, Dior Homme Intense, or Uomo Intense. But as soon as I have one on my skin and catch a whiff of it throughout the day, I turn around trying to see which woman smells so heavy... until I remember that the scent is coming from me. "Old lady" fits that description very well.
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TheJokerTheJoker 2 years ago
Yeah, it's really strange that this one gets such good reviews and is perceived as masculine. I can just imagine sitting on a chopper and smelling like lipstick and baby powder - that just doesn't go together at all :-)
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MmmartinMmmartin 2 years ago
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Too bad you don't like it. Why not put it in the souk? I, for example, would love to take it!
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