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Eros, the God of Love - Not entirely wrong.
Mid-20s, male, just for your information!
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Eros, oh Eros. Desired by crazy tanned YouTube stars who not only have powdery perfumes but also powdery noses & dance around in white suits to make their AdSense accounts jingle like Chopin's Etude Op. 10 No. 4 - A masterpiece.
Eros, a scent that everyone should know. From young to old, it works for everyone. A fragrance that exudes a hint of citrusy freshness, hiding sweets in its cloak. A touch of shower gel (which I personally absolutely can't stand), paired with tonka and vanilla. It plays with your nose; you’re never sure if you smell like everyone else or if you’re something special. But one thing you know - Eros never disappoints you.
It reminds you of old times, of being young, but in a more mature style. A party scent for club-goers that is never intrusive as long as it is used wisely. Too much of it and you’ve played your cards; then it just stinks. 3 sprays, done. Under the left ear, under the right ear, neck or throat, done, let the games begin. If you’re wearing a suit, you can forget this scent. Unless you’re a callboy on your way to the next gig. Then the suit is okay.
Eros is the "player scent," and for good reason, because women like it. Love? Well, that’s a complicated story. It smells good, but many women have trauma because their ex-boyfriend smells just like this, as Eros somehow seduced them back in the club. Eros likes to do that. This doesn’t make the scent bad, no, it just makes it a bit complicated. Personally, I love it, but I use it... never, for whatever reason. It just sits there doing its thing as Eros. Sometimes I take off the cap, smell it, think to myself "So this is what cheating smells like," and put it back. Sometimes I dream that I am being cheated on, that my wife is unfaithful, I hire a detective, and he tells me it’s Mr. Eros with whom she has an affair. Whenever I want to know what it feels like to be in a relationship for 3 years only for it to end in heartbreak and all that time to be wasted, I ask Eros. That’s just Eros. Eros breaks hearts and fascinates noses, just as Eros also breaks noses and fascinates hearts.
It’s hard to describe how Eros smells, just as it’s hard to explain why some people like to cheat, but in both cases, Eros is involved. Imagine you are happy - Eros takes that happiness away and replaces it with bad influence and breaches of trust.
It lasts quite well, 6-8 hours without any problems, after which it’s still perceptible up close. Projection is good at first, lasting 2-3 hours. After that, it whispers through the air, whispers in the ears of others, refers to complete strangers as "babygirl," and somehow they even like it.
I love this scent, but I hate the thought of wearing it.
Compliment scale: 9 out of 10, 8 out of 10, 7 out of 10, declining. Why? Because you keep cheating on it and few still find it good, even though it’s so good. Stop exploiting this scent.
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Please take it with humor, even if it contains a bit of truth! Pure disco scent, but also without problems an all-day/signature scent!
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Eros, oh Eros. Desired by crazy tanned YouTube stars who not only have powdery perfumes but also powdery noses & dance around in white suits to make their AdSense accounts jingle like Chopin's Etude Op. 10 No. 4 - A masterpiece.
Eros, a scent that everyone should know. From young to old, it works for everyone. A fragrance that exudes a hint of citrusy freshness, hiding sweets in its cloak. A touch of shower gel (which I personally absolutely can't stand), paired with tonka and vanilla. It plays with your nose; you’re never sure if you smell like everyone else or if you’re something special. But one thing you know - Eros never disappoints you.
It reminds you of old times, of being young, but in a more mature style. A party scent for club-goers that is never intrusive as long as it is used wisely. Too much of it and you’ve played your cards; then it just stinks. 3 sprays, done. Under the left ear, under the right ear, neck or throat, done, let the games begin. If you’re wearing a suit, you can forget this scent. Unless you’re a callboy on your way to the next gig. Then the suit is okay.
Eros is the "player scent," and for good reason, because women like it. Love? Well, that’s a complicated story. It smells good, but many women have trauma because their ex-boyfriend smells just like this, as Eros somehow seduced them back in the club. Eros likes to do that. This doesn’t make the scent bad, no, it just makes it a bit complicated. Personally, I love it, but I use it... never, for whatever reason. It just sits there doing its thing as Eros. Sometimes I take off the cap, smell it, think to myself "So this is what cheating smells like," and put it back. Sometimes I dream that I am being cheated on, that my wife is unfaithful, I hire a detective, and he tells me it’s Mr. Eros with whom she has an affair. Whenever I want to know what it feels like to be in a relationship for 3 years only for it to end in heartbreak and all that time to be wasted, I ask Eros. That’s just Eros. Eros breaks hearts and fascinates noses, just as Eros also breaks noses and fascinates hearts.
It’s hard to describe how Eros smells, just as it’s hard to explain why some people like to cheat, but in both cases, Eros is involved. Imagine you are happy - Eros takes that happiness away and replaces it with bad influence and breaches of trust.
It lasts quite well, 6-8 hours without any problems, after which it’s still perceptible up close. Projection is good at first, lasting 2-3 hours. After that, it whispers through the air, whispers in the ears of others, refers to complete strangers as "babygirl," and somehow they even like it.
I love this scent, but I hate the thought of wearing it.
Compliment scale: 9 out of 10, 8 out of 10, 7 out of 10, declining. Why? Because you keep cheating on it and few still find it good, even though it’s so good. Stop exploiting this scent.
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Please take it with humor, even if it contains a bit of truth! Pure disco scent, but also without problems an all-day/signature scent!
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Julien97 4 years ago
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Very nice review. You describe exactly what I associate with this fragrance.
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