Bonbon Viktor & Rolf 2014 Eau de Parfum
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The new Ben & Jerry's - now also calorie-free!
Yes, I am on a diet.
Working from home, part-time unemployment, and contact restrictions have not only affected my mood but also my hips.
In January 2021, I reached my highest weight. Too bad my weight wasn't high enough to break the display glass of the scale.
Candy? No, thanks.
I'm trying Keto now.
Since I am a vegetarian, or rather, I mostly eat vegan, this diet is a challenge for me.
On top of that, I am an absolute sweet tooth, a snack lover, or, as a friend so kindly put it:
Verfressovitsch, the little monster.
But I love challenges. They are there to help you grow.
Enough with the 08/15 poetry album quotes.
It's about candy.
I only think about it and feel another kilo creeping onto my hips.
NOT WITH ME!
It has been enough of the overeating!
“Kärämäääll” - spoken in the voice of the Ben & Jerry's man...
I smell Kärämäääll, sooo much Kärämäääll - and still, I won't get any fatter!
A toast to the gourmands.
A toast to the alcohol in the perfume that keeps me from drinking the bottle empty.
I see a bow. I love gifts, but PINK? Why does it have to be pink? There is only one color I hate more than pink, and that is purple.
But the bow is a gift, not just for dieters like me, it's a sweet gift that I like to remember.
Before this squeaky pinkish-purple bow can move in with me, bottles must first be emptied and the bow color must turn blue, but if it doesn't, that's okay too, because the color actually has its justification here. Red would suit me better, but the candy isn't that loud; it's more of a little bonbon.
Working from home, part-time unemployment, and contact restrictions have not only affected my mood but also my hips.
In January 2021, I reached my highest weight. Too bad my weight wasn't high enough to break the display glass of the scale.
Candy? No, thanks.
I'm trying Keto now.
Since I am a vegetarian, or rather, I mostly eat vegan, this diet is a challenge for me.
On top of that, I am an absolute sweet tooth, a snack lover, or, as a friend so kindly put it:
Verfressovitsch, the little monster.
But I love challenges. They are there to help you grow.
Enough with the 08/15 poetry album quotes.
It's about candy.
I only think about it and feel another kilo creeping onto my hips.
NOT WITH ME!
It has been enough of the overeating!
“Kärämäääll” - spoken in the voice of the Ben & Jerry's man...
I smell Kärämäääll, sooo much Kärämäääll - and still, I won't get any fatter!
A toast to the gourmands.
A toast to the alcohol in the perfume that keeps me from drinking the bottle empty.
I see a bow. I love gifts, but PINK? Why does it have to be pink? There is only one color I hate more than pink, and that is purple.
But the bow is a gift, not just for dieters like me, it's a sweet gift that I like to remember.
Before this squeaky pinkish-purple bow can move in with me, bottles must first be emptied and the bow color must turn blue, but if it doesn't, that's okay too, because the color actually has its justification here. Red would suit me better, but the candy isn't that loud; it's more of a little bonbon.
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I also don't like pink on myself, but I really like purple. Piggy pink, on the other hand, is over the top! **Perfume bonbonniere overreach**