Do you want to not be approached in the disco? Do you want to not have to wait forever at the supermarket checkout? Do you want to always sit alone on the bus, train, taxi, or tram? Do you want your own office at last? Do you want those uncomfortable conversations with the boss to pass quickly? Do you like it when no one sits next to you in the cinema? Do you prefer your sofa all to yourself? Do you have a cat and/or dog hair allergy? Do you want to get seen quickly in the waiting room? Do you want the party guests to finally go home (without finishing the good Bordeaux)? Do you want the dentist to not drill for long? Do you want the late-night police alcohol check to be canceled? Do you want to get rid of the GEZ guy at the door forever? Do you like to sauna alone? Do you generally not like people that much? Do you find all Creed (“shower gel”) fans to be wimps without a scent plan or taste? Is the most important thing in your life to be individual and DIFFERENT? Do you only last 3-4 months in a relationship anyway and don’t know how to tell “it” to him/her? Do you like to finish work on time and the last customer doesn’t want to leave? Do you not know the feeling of loneliness but want to experience it badly? Are you eyeing your grandma's inheritance, but the old lady is too tough?
Yes??!? Then I have the ideal fragrance for you: A.E.O.M. by Bijon
AEOM by Bijon dissolves all your problems, friendships, and waiting times into nothing. Be part of it too when it’s said “from now on I’m alone in the world” and “the others have no idea anyway” and “I love the hermit life,” with the new AEOM by Bijon you are, and only YOU, in the front row! What are you waiting for? Now at a one-time(!) sniffing price (after that you’ll drop dead) of €135 including a 100% satisfaction guarantee! Test AEOM by Bijon until you can’t anymore...and that will be very soon;-)!
For me, it’s a quirky collection where little to nothing fits together. A sour mix of everything, you can check ALL the boxes for classification...I’m sure everything is completely included...except for powdery;-)!
I tested the fragrance today and I completely agree with you. Phew... stuffy to no end. It does get a bit smoother after a few hours. Not a scent for me. But your comment is absolutely WONDERFUL!!!
After testing it out, I agree with you on almost everything :) and I'm totally into this quirky stuff. Just for this sticky little number from Grandma, I'd love to set up a trophy ;)
Thanks for your feedback :-)))! To his credit, I have to say that it gets a bit nicer in the base, more balsamic... but it takes at least 5 hours to get there;-)!
Very funny! Well, I didn't think the scent was that bad, but it was also a bit quirky (I think I wrote wild) and I mentioned that it has everything in it that can fit (not in the sense of being suitable, but in the sense of "you can't fit more"). So, in that regard: We agree, my friend!
.. and there are plenty of those who wear it from 100 meters away 😉
...if I weren't already lying down.
No matter how it smells...
It's already on my wishlist!
Thanks for the nice review!
*lol*
I can already think of a few occasions this year where I could use this scent! But Grandma can keep living ;)
*great! I laughed a lot*