Ambergris
Cherry
Cyperus
Oud03/27/2025
Linadia
23 Reviews
Linadia
1
Horse dung. It was so bad I almost threw up.
This is the worst scent I've ever encountered in my whole life. I was shocked, appalled and disgusted. As someone who loves the gentle, delicate cherries I'm used to its scent usually being rather sweet, sometimes powdery or floral, depending on the mix. This bottle of waste I have encountered randomly on a shelve. What could possibly go wrong? I've tested hundreds or perfumes before, some bad ones, some headache inducing ones, some good and some that drove me insane by just how good they were.
First of all I had trouble taking off the cap. It was stuck. The sample looked fairly new, then I figured it's an issue with all these scents from the same series. As I tried to crack it open, some of it either spilled or sprayed on my palm by accident. And let me tell you what an accident that was. Oh boy. The entire store suddenly began to smell like horse sh*t, LITERALLY. I am NOT kidding when I say this, because if you ever saw cute horsies and ponies and whatever during the summer ud also know they do love to leave a pile behind em. Now imagine that, but also it sitting there for an entire day underneath the blazing sun and humidity. That is exactly what my palm reeked of. This is not funny. Because everyone who I offered to smell my hand said the same exact thing - horse dung. Not a hint of cherries, no, nothing, it's not a perfume, it's a prank, a fart spray I have no idea whatever that was.
Oh, funniest thing is that even after washing my hands like 3 good times with differently scented soap the smell did NOT go away. Yes, it faded to a point, but oh lord did it ever ruin my day, because I had to keep my hand deep in my pocket for quite some time in public just not to vom*t all over the place.
Maybe it's just me. You know how some people dislike certain types of greens because of their altered genes? Like a mutation? Yeah maybe it's just this guy who made this perfume, born with a gifted nose, an astonishing sense of smell guys, so good that he actually thought this perfume is SAFE FOR HUMANS TO ACTUALLY SELL IT OUT THERE
First of all I had trouble taking off the cap. It was stuck. The sample looked fairly new, then I figured it's an issue with all these scents from the same series. As I tried to crack it open, some of it either spilled or sprayed on my palm by accident. And let me tell you what an accident that was. Oh boy. The entire store suddenly began to smell like horse sh*t, LITERALLY. I am NOT kidding when I say this, because if you ever saw cute horsies and ponies and whatever during the summer ud also know they do love to leave a pile behind em. Now imagine that, but also it sitting there for an entire day underneath the blazing sun and humidity. That is exactly what my palm reeked of. This is not funny. Because everyone who I offered to smell my hand said the same exact thing - horse dung. Not a hint of cherries, no, nothing, it's not a perfume, it's a prank, a fart spray I have no idea whatever that was.
Oh, funniest thing is that even after washing my hands like 3 good times with differently scented soap the smell did NOT go away. Yes, it faded to a point, but oh lord did it ever ruin my day, because I had to keep my hand deep in my pocket for quite some time in public just not to vom*t all over the place.
Maybe it's just me. You know how some people dislike certain types of greens because of their altered genes? Like a mutation? Yeah maybe it's just this guy who made this perfume, born with a gifted nose, an astonishing sense of smell guys, so good that he actually thought this perfume is SAFE FOR HUMANS TO ACTUALLY SELL IT OUT THERE
