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10/20/2023 - 10:53 AM
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Zombie Apocalypse in Copenhagen!
The creature on the stone is looking sharp with algae, old flowers, and slimy musk.
So, selfie with a bite? *
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KreisquadratKreisquadrat 1 year ago
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Sounds inviting! :D
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Bine138Bine138 2 years ago
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Yuck, that sounds really gross.
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AcquaFrischAcquaFrisch 2 years ago
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Floral, aquatic, sounds like Sécrétions Magnifiques :-O
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LuwaLuwa 2 years ago
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You could chase me with something like that!
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
@Luwa It's just the worst!!!
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Medusa00Medusa00 2 years ago
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It's been sitting in my sample box for months, and I haven't even tested it yet...
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
@Medusa00 I can only give a warning...
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MarieposaMarieposa 2 years ago
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In a self-destructive way, I've now got the urge to test this scent ;)
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GuerlinchenGuerlinchen 2 years ago
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Ahhh - but good for Halloween maybe?!
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SiameseDreamSiameseDream 2 years ago
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The (really, really) final caper of the Olsen gang...
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
It will haunt me for a long time.
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Danny264Danny264 2 years ago
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Sounds pretty bad.
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
You don't forget it easily.
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CoraKirschCoraKirsch 2 years ago
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Now I have to cry a little. For fun. And also out of misery ;-)
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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In the end, I had to laugh too! 😂😂😂😂
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GoldGold 2 years ago
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That sounds perverse...
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
It really is! 😖
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GandixGandix 2 years ago
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I was at a loss for words here...
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GandixGandix 2 years ago
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I wouldn't go that far on my gracious days... Although a rose or two has scored points lately. Others might call them a bit 'quirky,' though.
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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@Gandix Did it smell like rose oil afterwards???
😂😂😂😂😂
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GandixGandix 2 years ago
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I must have had my gracious day 😂
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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@Gandix @Käse That's a mystery to me too... 🤪
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KäseKäse 2 years ago
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@Gandix You gave it a 6.5?! :D
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PurpurherzPurpurherz 2 years ago
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Oh God, that sounds creepy!
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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The progression is a nightmare.
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JeobJeob 2 years ago
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Well, we both had a treat in store today ;)
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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Terrible, right? 😂
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MidnightsMidnights 2 years ago
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Interesting, but I find the question of what saved it from being a 1 much more intriguing than the scent itself. ;)
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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@Midnights Honestly? The crazy stuff actually fades away pleasantly floral, as if nothing happened.
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PonticusPonticus 2 years ago
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Don't come at me with that!
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
How right you are!
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GreenIvyGreenIvy 2 years ago
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Oh dear, my test is tomorrow. 😅
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KäseKäse 2 years ago
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@Scentwolf Right, Scentwolf, right. I was pretty shaken up for at least 24 hours afterwards.
@GreenIvy If you end up not using it all, @Aspasia0 has shown strong interest :D
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ScentwolfScentwolf 2 years ago
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@GreenIvy Don't spray the whole tester all at once ☝️🤓
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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@GreenIvy Have fun then... 😂😂😂😂
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ParfumAholicParfumAholic 2 years ago
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Seems more like torture than a scent, and a bit creepy 👻. Was it specifically created for Halloween 🎃?
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
Definitely the horror companion!
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RhielRhiel 2 years ago
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Cool statement. I only know the brand from one fragrance, and I couldn't warm up to that one. Apparently, they have more that I don't need.
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
I'm definitely not the target audience.
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ErgoproxyErgoproxy 2 years ago
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I'm still curious, though.
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
@Ergoproxy You won't forget him...
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ErgoproxyErgoproxy 2 years ago
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And I dread the day when the sample lands in my mailbox. 😱😂😂
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Maren11Maren11 2 years ago
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Sounds truly disgusting 🤢
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
He really is! 🤮
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WeaksideWeakside 2 years ago
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Oh my goodness... Nobody needs that 😄
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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You said it!
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SonarIDSonarID 2 years ago
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The name says it all.
Turn on the sirens.
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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And masks on!!!
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FloydFloyd 2 years ago
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The first line screams for more..
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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Coming soon...
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FrauKirscheFrauKirsche 2 years ago
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Please share a photo of THAT facial expression too! :))
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FrauKirscheFrauKirsche 2 years ago
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Of course! In the album next to your beautiful... "Hot and Schrott" :)))
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
Oh dear, a selfie???????
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Tony1106Tony1106 2 years ago
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Too bad, I actually like the brand... but this one seems completely off.
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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No way, this one is beyond good and evil. Just awful.
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Konst121Konst121 2 years ago
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Ugh, what have you done to yourself?
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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I guess I was a bit naive...
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ZerotoninZerotonin 2 years ago
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I'm taking to my heels - that sounds harsh!
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
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😆😅 Did you win?
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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@Käse @Seejungfrau The smell is soooo nasty, it sticks inside the nose!
Tried to wash it off three times, failed.
The kiss of the tentacle jellyfish!!!!!
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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@Käse @Seejungfrau I will dream about it!!!!!!!!!!
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KäseKäse 2 years ago
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I didn't give it a 10 for nothing for H; I washed it off three times, and "it" was still there.
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
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Then it was worth the gag reflex 😅😆 @Axiomatic
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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@Käse @Seejungfrau It was a hell of a fun...
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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That smells like a total flop!!!
Thanks to both of you for this exclusive emetic.
I can't wash it off, that cursed stuff!
🤢🤮
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KäseKäse 2 years ago
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@Seejungfrau Really?! I hadn't noticed that yet :D :D :D
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
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Sounds good, I do that sometimes too @Käse 😆😈
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KäseKäse 2 years ago
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@Seejungfrau No, @GreenIvy is the lucky loser, but Axi really wanted to test it too, so he got a mini sample, so GreenIvy can really have a bad time as well.
OK. I guess I'm a bit sadistic.
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KäseKäse 2 years ago
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Oh... So it's the same for you. My condolences.
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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BEEEEEEL 🤪
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SpatzlSpatzl 2 years ago
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Creepy, what you're getting into there!
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SmoetnSmoetn 2 years ago
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Old and slimy... yuck...
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DuftgroupieDuftgroupie 2 years ago
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Is a horror movie being filmed there? 🫣
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SalvaSalva 2 years ago
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Sounds really terrible.
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YataganYatagan 2 years ago
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Haha, that really sounds like a B-horror movie! :D
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AndrulaAndrula 2 years ago
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:D:D .. the essence on the stone :P !
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ScentwolfScentwolf 2 years ago
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And I'm complaining about Coromandel...
Bravery award for you 🏆
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ScentwolfScentwolf 2 years ago
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@Käse I already get that I'm nitpicking at a high level 😂
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KäseKäse 2 years ago
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@Scentwolf Hey! In all modesty, but I got a completely different dose!
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TherisTheris 2 years ago
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You’ll see me on the roof of the shopping center.
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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Hehehe, I have a board to write on!
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CfrCfr 2 years ago
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The man from the sea definitely likes something like that :)
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PinseltownPinseltown 2 years ago
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Chuckling, what a lovely state...
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BridaBrida 2 years ago
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😂 Wow, that's a strange idea.
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SchoeibksrSchoeibksr 2 years ago
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Definitely a great compliment magnet. ;)
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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@Schoeibksr Definitely in "certain" circles…
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NuiWhakakoreNuiWhakakore 2 years ago
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Sounds fun, I think it's the house scent from Noma ;-)
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
Yes!!! 😂 😂😂😂😂😂
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ExUserExUser 2 years ago
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In front of my eyes, the tilted sea - algae bloom and Clostridia. I'll pass on testing it out 😅
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Eggi37Eggi37 2 years ago
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Slimy algae? Oh dear :-D to the pirate shipwreck graveyard with that!
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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Thanks a lot to Käse!
For whatever reason, the nasty jasmine is so popular with the troublemakers; as long as they can be against something, it smells good!
At least the scent clears the stomach!
The creamy musk here is so slimy that even jellyfish feel like rocks!
Not to mention those compost algae.
Where and on what occasion should one wear something like this?
At an unfortunate angle, you can smell the creature's rectum. If you twist the spray nozzle a bit, it turns decomposing sweet.
This one definitely sticks in your memory!
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KreisquadratKreisquadrat 1 year ago
Wonderful words, my dear! Images are forming in my mind like a fairy tale monster. :D
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
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@Käse What? The emergency room must have had the greatest joy saving you...
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KäseKäse 2 years ago
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@Axiomatic And I, being crazy, used to spray 2-3 spritzes on each wrist back then. I just didn't know any better.
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BridaBrida 2 years ago
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I liked the series too; it deserved a unique scent, but this one 🤔
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SebastianMSebastianM 2 years ago
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This is definitely the scent from the popular TV series "Beforeigners" by HBO Nordic.
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