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Nature morte avec pommes by Miskeo

Nature morte avec pommes 2025

Gandix
09/14/2025 - 04:42 AM
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6.5Scent 7Longevity 7Sillage 10Bottle

Retro Synthetic Vibes

The jukebox is playing
Granny Smith is alive
Let's have some apple wine
Wanna have milk and alcohol
Bieber in a bathrobe

Didn't anyone tell you that milk curdles with fruit acid?
A really quirky piece.
The wrinkles on the forehead are crossing as I try to grasp something...
Uh, there's something.
Fresh. Green...
But what a green.
And a bit perfumey-floral.
A blink into the DuPy... Ahhh apples...
Definitely Granny Smith, they've always been a bit odd.
Something like apple wine in a faded oak barrel fits too...
But then...
The DuPy isn't helping in this case.
A look at the website.
Not all the notes are listed.
Now I'm at a loss. Looking at the ingredients, waiting to see if anything rings a bell...
One more spray on the skin.
Let the apples pass by....
The old oak barrel...
Enjoying the green on the side.
The liver is screaming...
where's the apple wine?
The wrinkles on the forehead are crossing again...
What is this floral impression?
Now calm down, it's the Grannies, they’ve perfumed themselves.
The esophagus is whining...
I always get heartburn from apple wine
(Stomach: Oops),
please order milk...
Stomach: Come on, esophagus...
But I definitely need some white bread with that.
Fingers secretly reach for the bowl on the table, popping one or two nuts in the mouth to keep them busy.
The liver is happily processing its apple wine.
The esophagus is soothed, and the stomach is struggling through the curdled milk, along with fruit acid,
happy about the sparse nuts.
Bieber should have sung, but by now he’s in his bathrobe and has fallen asleep.
I think the stomach couldn't have handled any more.
In the end, a bit of air escapes, and a really nice tonka bean...

Any similarities to Otto's side have crept in, but I certainly don't mind them.

What you really perceive clearly are the green apples, also apple wine and a minimal barrel note is plausible.
There was a time when green apple was really popular in fragrances, but whether that's really what needs to be brought back?
That makes the scent seem very synthetic.
With a bit of imagination, certain roasted aromas can be recognized, more grain-like, sometimes you can interpret a nutty note.
The milk is more like plant milk.
The apple lasts relatively long.
I might also find a hint of woodruff.
But whether the scent is worth exploring further, I'm not sure yet.
The beaver has indeed slept through everything. I don't even notice him.
And yes, it could be tonka, bringing a very slight sweetness into play.
Just paired with a hint of woodruff-coumarin.
None of this bothers me when it's on my skin, but I wouldn't need to have it either.
It's a pity, because I would actually like the finish.
Updated on 09/14/2025
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96 Comments
XyzXyzXyzXyz 22 days ago
Wonderful 😂
Fun fact: I have Granny Smith in my garden, and I can say that as a garden apple, it behaves really well - you just have to leave the apples on the tree until Christmas, it feels like ^^
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TtfortwoTtfortwo 3 months ago
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Bruaahhh, that sounds terrifying. I think I need a different kind of wishlist: "Horrible." That would be the first entry.
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GoldGold 3 months ago
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I tested it and have to agree with you. It's amusing, but such a scent doesn't spark my desire to buy.
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Paloma58Paloma58 4 months ago
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Ooh, the struggles of Mme Gandix 🫣. Curdled milk and heartburn, a sleepy beaver, and to top it off, Granny Smith. Thanks for the warning ⚠️. Not everything needs to be tested. Great review that gave me a good laugh. 😆
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GandixGandix 4 months ago
Well, the test turned out to be good then! ☺️
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SetaSeta 5 months ago
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Wonderful! :-D Liver to the brain... Yes, apple shampoo was totally in fashion back in the day - now it's more creepy.
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
Sometimes things like that just come to my mind when I feel helpless.
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Medusa00Medusa00 5 months ago
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They used to throw that apple stuff at us back in the GDR. As shampoo, deodorant, etc. Since then, I can't stand the smell anymore.
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
I think I actually liked it even more in the shampoo.
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UntermWertUntermWert 5 months ago
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Sounds kind of tricky too. I’d probably be out with coumarin - but you sound fascinated.
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
What I mean is that the scent I smell there is one of my favorites.
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ErgreifendErgreifend 5 months ago
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Woodruff - Coumarin?
I'm not so sure. It all sounds a bit off to me.
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
I'm not sure if that's real...
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LiLu77LiLu77 5 months ago
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Thank you, brave @Gandix, for your perseverance and your entertaining statement. I was already out with Granny Smith and the clotted milk, but I enjoyed every line laughing until the end… 😂
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
We can also have a little chuckle ☺️
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MarieposaMarieposa 5 months ago
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Ah no, we don't need that in the glass...
I'm going to wake up the beaver.
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
And did you wake the beaver up?
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HasenNaseHasenNase 5 months ago
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An entertaining review, thanks! It's a pleasure to read.
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
I say thank you....... 🤗
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ScentwolfScentwolf 5 months ago
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Please refer to Appelwoin correctly as Äppler or Äppelwoi next time.
Greetings from the Äppler epicenter, Frankfurt ;-)
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
Oh, I'm not from Hesse 🤣
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CoraKirschCoraKirsch 5 months ago
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Wow 😲 That's quite a wild ride. The notes sound interesting. The outcome could stress me out too.
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
You always have to see for yourself. 😄
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SonarIDSonarID 5 months ago
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Always bring on the fries 😉😀
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
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They're made from apple slices here 😅
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 5 months ago
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Oh, this would be the ultimate anti-fragrance for me.
Apple and I...
No!
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
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Green apples aren't necessarily a must, indeed.
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PuderperlePuderperle 5 months ago
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I had to chuckle a lot 😁 I don't need apples in fragrances either. And definitely not flaked milk. But I enjoyed reading your review!
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
Thank you! That’s allowed sometimes 😉
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RogauxRogaux 5 months ago
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What a sweet-and-sour rollercoaster ride!
I’ll stick with sparkling water. 😊
(And if no one else dares:
What’s up with the fries? 🍟)
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
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The beaver must have eaten that for sure. 😄
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WisivcWisivc 5 months ago
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Haha, wonderful review 😅 I had to laugh twice when I read '... Also cider and a minimal footnote is plausible' 😂
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
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😂. I really didn't need that footnote too 😱
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Flakon11eFlakon11e 5 months ago
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Thank you for sticking with this challenging journey until the end! (saved my ML)
Really enjoyed reading it 😄
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
Writing has helped me stay on track. 😀
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NuiWhakakoreNuiWhakakore 5 months ago
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You don't need to bring back Granny Smith, since they were never really gone; they're like revenants. If I have the choice between apple cider and plant milk, I always go for a fruit brandy, and that works out perfectly...
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
Well, cheers! 😀.....
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Apple94Apple94 5 months ago
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The forehead wrinkles are horizontal 😅 Woodruff, tonka, and the grainy notes sound really nice. The apple probably wouldn't entice me either. Still, an interesting house and a great read.
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
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I actually like it towards the end, but the apple note is definitely dominant for a long time.
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IntersportIntersport 5 months ago
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An apple note should really provide a great opportunity to create something special - so far, I only found Jovoy's L'Art de la Guerre to be just okay... Your text includes many unique and interesting aspects, and it's nice to read something longer from you again!
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
At the moment, I can only think of 2 fragrances where apples are nicely incorporated. And they aren't pure apple scents. St. Clair Eve and Pandora.
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RupansaiRupansai 5 months ago
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Exciting, entertaining review. 👍 🏆
I don't like any apple cider made from Granny Smith, and I definitely don't like the scent.
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RupansaiRupansai 5 months ago
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Seems like it really got to you. "Hinriechen, wegriechen" - what does that even mean?! 🤣
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
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Thank you! 😄 I never expected that a scent like this would get a review from me. 😄
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BosworthBosworth 5 months ago
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No, that doesn't sound good at all. I'd probably feel really uncomfortable. I'd rather just drink still water.
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
Oh, I like something with flavor in there, but definitely not an apple. 😀
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Ropanski2020Ropanski2020 5 months ago
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Since Boss Bottled, I'm out on (green) apple. Doesn't sound very appealing to me.
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
I don't really see these scents on you, although Allegorie is definitely worth trying.
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CennoCenno 5 months ago
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Aquavit... uh, Alka-Seltzer rich...
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
Your stomach thanks you for it 😅
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BeJotBeJot 5 months ago
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Fifty years ago, during the heyday of apple scents in drugstores, I would have definitely liked it. Today, I just glance at the still life as I pass by…
Great description!!!
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
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Yeah, I might have worn that back then. 😀
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LeSentierLeSentier 5 months ago
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The scent at least made you reflect on it more closely, which only makes it more interesting. It probably won't be my fragrance either, but I'm curious to see how much Rococo there is to discover.
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
If you're referring to the asymmetry of the ornaments, maybe, otherwise not so much.
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Skydiver19Skydiver19 5 months ago
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A couple of days ago, I accidentally had a few samples from this brand under my nose, and my arm kept getting longer and longer to save my nose from that cloud.
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
Ahhh, they have some scents that I wouldn't mind having in my collection.
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TheBladi11TheBladi11 5 months ago
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I always associate Granny Smith with Garnier Fructis shampoo - really tough...
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TheBladi11TheBladi11 5 months ago
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Thanks, then I'd rather not... :)
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
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I would say that's definitely on the right track.
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ElAttarineElAttarine 5 months ago
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Great description, I can picture it quite well... Probably not for me, but still interesting.
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
That was definitely a challenge for me... I always hope that in the end, those who might appreciate the scent can figure it out.
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KovexKovex 5 months ago
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What’s a fig for you is a green apple for me. The rest actually sounds quite interesting, but we know: a discordant note can ruin everything.
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
The apple is really quite noticeable here.
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 5 months ago
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I just tested it earlier: Berentzen Sour Apple or apple rings. Cider describes it well. 🍏 But it fades quickly.
I hardly get any grain, more like a dusty hay note, could represent milk skin.
Marie-Pierre Blanchette can actually do it better.
Your review is full of energy, and YES - it smells like 1991 nylon jogging pants with beaver underfur. 😅
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WisivcWisivc 5 months ago
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That sounds so bad that it almost sounds good 😂 I think nylon joggers like in New Kidz - if you know the movie - are almost stylish again.
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
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Did you really wake the beaver up now? 😅
I'm curious to see how it turns out for you in the end. The apple is pretty much the only thing that's clearly identifiable.
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ChnokfirChnokfir 5 months ago
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That's quite a treat!
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
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Yeah, they really fit well...
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Sweetsmell75Sweetsmell75 5 months ago
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I can't stop laughing ... maybe a little Pantoprazole for that🤣
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
Thank you 😅. I'm glad I could contribute a bit to the entertainment with my clumsiness in deciphering the scent. It's nice to have a little laugh sometimes ☺️.
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GelisGelis 5 months ago
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😂 I hope your stomach and everything else have recovered!
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
Ah, he did a good job. The ending would be just fine if the journey there wasn't so long.
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carrioncrowcarrioncrow 5 months ago
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Well ... that doesn't sound too great ... 😉
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
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I could live with the base. It's just the long journey to get there...
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YataganYatagan 5 months ago
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Great to read another review from you, and I love the cheerful tone! As an old Hesse, though, I have to send a little correction to Bavaria. We say Äppelwoi. 😁
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LeSentierLeSentier 5 months ago
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@Yatagan In Swabia, we call it Moscht or Apflmoscht. But I think every region has its own version of fermented apple juice that people drink or used to drink. You don't come across that very often today.
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YataganYatagan 5 months ago
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You should definitely leave it like that, @Gandix! The few Hessians will survive. 😅
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
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Then I can leave it at that, dear @Yatagan? Just as a Bavarian bumpkin 😂
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YataganYatagan 5 months ago
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I find the apple wine variant sweet 🥰 and charming @Gandix!
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
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As old beer drinkers, we don't really know much about that in Bavaria, of course 😂. Although I definitely wouldn't want hops in a fragrance. 😁
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CfrCfr 5 months ago
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Did a beaver just poop there? 🤭
I do like apple in the scent when it's clearly noticeable.
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
The apple is noticeable, but it's more of a green one, which always comes off as synthetic.
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
Well, if anything, it was the stomach. The beaver was just sleeping. 😉
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FloydFloyd 5 months ago
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You'll be drunk just from reading it.. ;-)
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
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Just in case, I'm handing you a headache pill 😄
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MaKrMaKr 5 months ago
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That doesn't exactly spark a strong desire to test it out.
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MaKrMaKr 5 months ago
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Me neither. 😄
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
Ahhh, I think some people will definitely like it. I'm just not really into those apples.
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BridaBrida 5 months ago
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So far, I've only come across a few enjoyable apples. Stomach Upsala 😂
Thank you for the very vivid presentation 🤗😘
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
Yeah, I really had a hard time getting anywhere with that. I do actually like the very end, but that apple really lasts a long time.
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PollitaPollita 5 months ago
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When it comes to apples, it really depends on how they're made. I do love Burberry. But these apple shampoo notes just don't work for me at all.
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
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You're absolutely right, @Yatagan. The cider idea wouldn't work at all. The perfume would spoil very quickly. But at least she manages to make it feel quite authentic with what she has available.
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YataganYatagan 5 months ago
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St. Clair also uses various synthetic components according to their own statements, @Gandix, so I don't really believe it here either. Fruit scents (unfortunately mostly found in food, consistently in fragrances) are actually exclusively nature-identical single components (meaning they are somewhat identical to those found in flowers or fruits, which are much more complex in nature), but you can't extract them from fruits through distillation, enfleurage, or maceration. At least, I'm not aware of any. I'll ask the in-house chemist again (my wife). 😁
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
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Unless you go for St. Clair, dear @Yatagan. I believe she makes cider from apples grown on her own farm, and she could definitely use that. At least her apples smell very authentic and not off-putting.
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YataganYatagan 5 months ago
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Exactly @Gandix, the green apple scent is basically synthesized from hexanal and partly hexenal, and it’s just as synthetic as all the fruit aromas in perfumes, which unfortunately are made solely from nature-identical fruit aromas (esters, fruit aldehydes, and some alcohol compounds) @Pollita. I'm so tired of it! 😳
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GandixGandix 5 months ago
Green apples will always come off as synthetic. But I actually find the very end with the tonka and possibly the coumarin quite nice.
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