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Katy Perry feat. Kanye West - E.T.
„You’re so hypnotizing
Could you be the devil, could you be an angel
Your touch magnetizing
Feels like I am floating, leave my body glowing
They say be afraid
You’re not like the others, futuristic lover
Different DNA, they dont understand you!
You’re from a whole other world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I’m ready to go, lead me into the light!“
The song for the perfume. Or the perfume for the song?
In any case... Katy Perry has always been a woman of extraterrestrial beauty for me.
I have celebrated each of her music videos like a little film and I still remember well how “Last Friday Night” came at just the right time, namely when I was about to get my braces and thought the world would end because of it and I would be doomed to be ugly forever.
Pahahahahaha. And then there was Katy Perry, who voluntarily put herself through that and despite it all (her hairstyle in the video was also terrible, if I remember correctly) looked enchanting.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Sd5c4o9UM
Now...
Back to the present.
It’s the weekend, the sun is shining (and typically for Germany, it’s still damn cold) and 4ajbukoshka is sitting on a wall eating ice cream, after she once again picked up her dose of adrenaline and heart attack from the Italian restaurant while passing by.
As she sits there in her ‘new’ - second-hand bought - dress that looks incredibly good on her, dreaming of the next meeting with the Italian, she is googling away.
‘Date perfume’ and similar things land in the search bar.
Thus, she comes across a more or less serious study in which 66% of the (84) surveyed men stated that a fragrant woman is much more attractive (“sexier”) than a nicely dressed one.
(https://i2.wp.com/blog.scentbird.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/women_upd2.jpg)
Regardless of how serious this supposed study is: 4ajbukoshka wants to believe it and does.
It also states that a guarantee of success on dates should be floral scents.
Floral... floral... and yet not innocent, not too girly, not too old-fashioned and above all not Non-4ajbukoshka,
so: not too quiet and please with a lot of drama.
4ajbukoshka thinks of the many times when Signor Il Herzensbrecher probably meant it as a compliment by calling her “cute” because she picked up bees from the street in the rain and fed them with sweet treats from the bakery - and because of the other things that one, as an adult considering oneself mature, probably shouldn’t do anymore.
No. She would like to shed this image.
‘S* in a bottle’ (thanks to Vivien1001 for the very fitting comparison), THAT is what Miss Genie with a Bottle now needs.
And Alien gives her exactly that.
A unique, yet seemingly simple formula that knocks you off your feet, that is loud, seductive and at the same time mysterious, interesting, exotic.
4ajbukoshka is now called Jasmine.
In the 3D cardboard sample on her desk, there isn’t much left, but that should be enough.
The longevity and sillage is, as the name promises and holds, out of this world and 4ajbukoshka, uh, Jasmine!! still wears scents mainly for herself.
Since double the trouble is known to hold better, you will soon find 4ajbujasminkoshka in her wonderful, not purple dress (a point deduction for the ugly color of the bottle is not enough to express my aversion to this color) adorned with Alien and secretly humming along to the music from her headphones, while she waits for Signor Il Herzensbrecher to fall for her...
Addendum: And if he doesn’t, she will refill the bottle until HE DOES!
How genius is that? Refillable. My eco-heart beats two septims higher!
„Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your Love
and fill me with your poison
Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be your victim
Ready for addiction!“
Could you be the devil, could you be an angel
Your touch magnetizing
Feels like I am floating, leave my body glowing
They say be afraid
You’re not like the others, futuristic lover
Different DNA, they dont understand you!
You’re from a whole other world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I’m ready to go, lead me into the light!“
The song for the perfume. Or the perfume for the song?
In any case... Katy Perry has always been a woman of extraterrestrial beauty for me.
I have celebrated each of her music videos like a little film and I still remember well how “Last Friday Night” came at just the right time, namely when I was about to get my braces and thought the world would end because of it and I would be doomed to be ugly forever.
Pahahahahaha. And then there was Katy Perry, who voluntarily put herself through that and despite it all (her hairstyle in the video was also terrible, if I remember correctly) looked enchanting.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Sd5c4o9UM
Now...
Back to the present.
It’s the weekend, the sun is shining (and typically for Germany, it’s still damn cold) and 4ajbukoshka is sitting on a wall eating ice cream, after she once again picked up her dose of adrenaline and heart attack from the Italian restaurant while passing by.
As she sits there in her ‘new’ - second-hand bought - dress that looks incredibly good on her, dreaming of the next meeting with the Italian, she is googling away.
‘Date perfume’ and similar things land in the search bar.
Thus, she comes across a more or less serious study in which 66% of the (84) surveyed men stated that a fragrant woman is much more attractive (“sexier”) than a nicely dressed one.
(https://i2.wp.com/blog.scentbird.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/women_upd2.jpg)
Regardless of how serious this supposed study is: 4ajbukoshka wants to believe it and does.
It also states that a guarantee of success on dates should be floral scents.
Floral... floral... and yet not innocent, not too girly, not too old-fashioned and above all not Non-4ajbukoshka,
so: not too quiet and please with a lot of drama.
4ajbukoshka thinks of the many times when Signor Il Herzensbrecher probably meant it as a compliment by calling her “cute” because she picked up bees from the street in the rain and fed them with sweet treats from the bakery - and because of the other things that one, as an adult considering oneself mature, probably shouldn’t do anymore.
No. She would like to shed this image.
‘S* in a bottle’ (thanks to Vivien1001 for the very fitting comparison), THAT is what Miss Genie with a Bottle now needs.
And Alien gives her exactly that.
A unique, yet seemingly simple formula that knocks you off your feet, that is loud, seductive and at the same time mysterious, interesting, exotic.
4ajbukoshka is now called Jasmine.
In the 3D cardboard sample on her desk, there isn’t much left, but that should be enough.
The longevity and sillage is, as the name promises and holds, out of this world and 4ajbukoshka, uh, Jasmine!! still wears scents mainly for herself.
Since double the trouble is known to hold better, you will soon find 4ajbujasminkoshka in her wonderful, not purple dress (a point deduction for the ugly color of the bottle is not enough to express my aversion to this color) adorned with Alien and secretly humming along to the music from her headphones, while she waits for Signor Il Herzensbrecher to fall for her...
Addendum: And if he doesn’t, she will refill the bottle until HE DOES!
How genius is that? Refillable. My eco-heart beats two septims higher!
„Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your Love
and fill me with your poison
Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be your victim
Ready for addiction!“
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Great write-up!