Nuevalos by nBitor

Nuevalos

Seejungfrau
06/29/2023 - 04:06 AM
2.5Scent 7Longevity 8Sillage 5Bottle
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NEW in the LED_Jellyfish_Aquarium:
The set includes Caribbean shower gel and coconut sand cream.
Experience an ocean atmosphere with plastic-free enjoyment.
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66 Comments
CharlAmbreCharlAmbre 2 years ago
1
Haha, you really can't stand it, can you? ;-) I didn't think it was that bad...
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IriniIrini 2 years ago
1
Sounds creepy ......😂
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MilovelyMilovely 2 years ago
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It seems like everyone agrees here :)
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ChizzaChizza 2 years ago
1
It's not the brand.
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JennytammyJennytammy 2 years ago
1
I'm sure I won't like that one either.
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GoldGold 2 years ago
1
I smelled something different, but I can't say what... 😜
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CoraKirschCoraKirsch 2 years ago
Although no single word is overly negative, I imagine it to be chaotic-artificial-ugly...
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ZerotoninZerotonin 2 years ago
Wow, that sounds harsh! Aside from coconut sandalwood, I actually like that.
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R3mt9R3mt9 2 years ago
1
I just want to casually check out your statements again, and then this happens! :D
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
1
I didn't have to think long about that :-))
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JonasP1JonasP1 2 years ago
1
The ads don't work on me ;-)
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PlutoPluto 2 years ago
1
Help, I think I'm reading about coconut here for the fifth time!
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VerbenaVerbena 2 years ago
1
Oh no… I just have images of InBerlingeplatztesAquarium in my head… phew… I’ll check back later.
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
Oh, right! 🙈
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SchatzSucherSchatzSucher 2 years ago
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Nope, I won't even dip my big toe in that...
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BillyBumblerBillyBumbler 2 years ago
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Uh, that doesn't sound sooooo amazing :D
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SirLancelotSirLancelot 2 years ago
1
I know what's up and I'm moving on.
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Rieke2021Rieke2021 2 years ago
1
At least I showered first before contaminating the aquarium... 😂
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KäseKäse 2 years ago
1
So-so. The mermaid has come across her Sea Angel. :D
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KäseKäse 2 years ago
Sure. It keeps away mosquitoes, sharks, crocodiles, and burglars.
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
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I have the real one at home :-)
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ChopIslandChopIsland 2 years ago
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Really!? No microplastics!? No greenwashing!? Just gelatinous junk, like the marketing buzzwords of big corporations!?
Great, I have to try it!
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
Absolutely :D You’re going to love it.
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Danny264Danny264 2 years ago
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that's not really it
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CfrCfr 2 years ago
1
Sounds interesting :)
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CennoCenno 2 years ago
1
I hate it!
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CennoCenno 2 years ago
1
😂😂😂 the product
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
The statement? :D
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PonticusPonticus 2 years ago
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I'd rather go to the sea myself!
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JakobknJakobkn 2 years ago
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😟 Help..........................
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MarieposaMarieposa 2 years ago
1
Now my goldfish has drowned out of shock...
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
Screaming 😅😃
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Eggi37Eggi37 2 years ago
1
Off it goes into the sea with that stuff :-)
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Tony1106Tony1106 2 years ago
1
LED microplastic synthetic atmosphere on Family Day at Sea Life
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
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That totally hits the mark 😅
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NeverPerfectNeverPerfect 2 years ago
1
That sounds like a great companion for 40 Knots; for me, the sea was also just digital with that one.
The jellyfish really seemed to dull the senses.
Or maybe it highlights the pollution of the oceans by plastic, which would elevate the concept of the scent, but honestly makes me feel sad...
I was a bit at a loss for words on what to write about it, which is why I'm offering a selection of comments.
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
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I'll give it a read :-)
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GandixGandix 2 years ago
1
Jellyfish in coconut sandal cream... I think I'll eat somewhere else today 🙈🤣
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GandixGandix 2 years ago
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Don't you hear my muffled voice? I'm already in the jellyfish's stomach. 🤣
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
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Are you still showering or has the jellyfish already swallowed you? :D
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BosworthBosworth 2 years ago
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Just reading that makes my toenails curl.
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AndrulaAndrula 2 years ago
1
Forward or fish to the rescue...!!
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YataganYatagan 2 years ago
1
That was a complete disappointment. On my open-ended scale, it would almost get a negative rating.
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
1
Heaven, I hope you haven't grown any gills or slimy fins!
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TherisTheris 2 years ago
1
"Enjoyment" is probably the wrong word here 🤗
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FloydFloyd 2 years ago
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That's pretty intense.
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
Quite a mix swimming around in the aquarium :-)
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JeobJeob 2 years ago
1
An aquatic-maritime gourmand. This can only be lovely ;D
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NuiWhakakoreNuiWhakakore 2 years ago
1
mmh, tasty...
not...
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MourantMourant 2 years ago
1
Gourmand-plastic-aquat... That sounds like a monstrous, failed experiment that escaped from the lab...
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
Total lab rat :-)
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SchoeibksrSchoeibksr 2 years ago
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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ExUserExUser 2 years ago
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Somehow, the brand gives me a pretty stiff impression when I read through it.
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ExUserExUser 2 years ago
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I'm curious to hear what you have to say then 😉
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
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I still have the others ahead of me.
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ExUserExUser 2 years ago
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It can't get any worse... or can it? 🙈
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
It can always get worse. :D
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ErgoproxyErgoproxy 2 years ago
1
You've really outdone that one! Wow.
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ErgoproxyErgoproxy 2 years ago
1
And referred to the office. 😂😂
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
I would be embarrassed... 😅
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ErgoproxyErgoproxy 2 years ago
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You’re telling me you wore that to work?! 😱😂😂😂
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
Smells too nasty for me :-)
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
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nBitor can only get better. :D
Have you ever taken a fresh shower with plastic wrap over your head while diving into a Gourmand - LED - aquarium?
Thanks @Floyd for this hybrid creature.
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
Bad things come easier to me. Great things take time. :-)
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Ropanski2020Ropanski2020 2 years ago
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Trash remains trash, and the clumsy dive into the backstory or silly blurb nonsense doesn't change that. What were you thinking to put yourself through this again...
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 2 years ago
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nBitor - Nuevalos
145€
Gourmand marine
Nuevalos is a perfume that evokes the era of those incredible voyages led by the great Spanish explorers that changed the world and its civilizations forever. It features a cocoa-saline scent that is, at the same time, very warm for those seeking an unconventional gourmand-marine fragrance.
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