Fig Leaf Universal Flowering 2021

The leaf bikini Eve must have donned fleeing Eden. (Disclaimer: not a biblically-accurate fig). This is a tangy green, both fleshy and stemmy. There’s a creaminess too, both milky and powdery. In combination the green and the cream become velveteen fig skin, or a buttery peppermint salve. Which isn’t to say it’s astringent or sterile. It smells like bare skin – clean skin, but still musky with life – after being spanked with fresh-cut leaves. Think naughty Philosykos. The happy medium if you found Death of a Ladies Man too bitter and Heliotrope Milkbath too yonic, but still wanted a good helping of both.

Mental Snapshot: This is what a satyr would wear on a picnic date in Central Park. This is Pan, giving you stubble burn in a field of clover. This is Shakira’s Oral Fixation album cover.

tl;dr: leaf bikini