Either/Or

Perfume. I aspire to no higher than a Honda

Forest Floor or Sandy Beach

Forest Floor
Roses or Violets?

Violets.

Vintage or New?

vintage
20's or 40's ?

Tough call. I'll go for 40s

Carmel Popcorn or Marshmallow Popcorn

Caramel.

"Touaregh" or "1725 - Casanova" ?

Maybe Touaregh.
Blonde or Brunette?

I prefer my brownies blonde. Yum.

Violet Leaf or Violet Flower

violet leaf.

A pheromone spray or an aroma therapy spray?

aroma therapy.

Disney World Magic Kingdom or Universal Studios Islands of Adventure

Universal Islands of Adventure. But I also would like to go to Six Flags's Halloween day with zombies

Either a phone with an excellent camera, or a phone with apps/software that is more up to date?

(and yes both are able to make phone calls )

This was a tough one because I don't really care much about electronica. The up-to-date phone, I guess.

Would you prefer to be liked or respected?

I'll choose respect.

Smoke a pipe or wear a monocle?

I think a monocle works better as a fun fashion accessory. It's steampunk.

Carbs or protein?

Carbs - going down
Protein - aftermath

But if both had equal effect on health, CARBIES out the waz, please!

Gold jewelry or silver jewelry (current trend be damned)?

Silver. I've never much liked Gold.

Newest Niche or Classic Vintage

HA!

I'll take the niche, please.

Would you rather live in an old house with lots of character or a new one with lots of modern conveniences?

Character Please.

In the yard:
Fruit trees or Smell Good floral trees

Fruit trees then I get the flowers and the fruit.

Car or motorbike and sidecar?

Car.

Accept the things you can't change or change the things you can't accept?

Car

Caron or Chanel?

Hermès.

Kim Kardashian or Kanye West? (Death is not an option)

Hahaha! Kim. Kanye is worse than death.

A desert island iPod loaded with 100 albums you like
Or
Only one album you loooooove?

100 I like. I'm afraid having only one will eventually become tiresome and no longer a love.

Cappuccino or latte

Oh lordy, I think you just accidentally made a case against monogamy! Haha! And I just realized the one album you love forsaking all others makes a decent metaphor for true love. Deep, huh? (spelling edit - no such word as meaphor)

Anyway ...

(Soy) Latte, definitely!

Birthday cake?

Or
Birthday margarita?