34 Bohemian Cafes 2023

34 Bohemian Cafes by Thin Wild Mercury
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5.9 / 10 7 Ratings
A perfume by Thin Wild Mercury for women and men, released in 2023. The scent is woody-leathery. The longevity is above-average. It is still in production.
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Main accords

Woody
Leathery
Smoky
Spicy

Fragrance Pyramid

Top Notes Top Notes
JuniperJuniper Pink pepperPink pepper
Heart Notes Heart Notes
CedarwoodCedarwood LeatherLeather RoseRose
Base Notes Base Notes
IrisIris MuskMusk Tobacco smokeTobacco smoke Woody notesWoody notes

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Ratings
Scent
5.97 Ratings
Longevity
8.17 Ratings
Sillage
7.25 Ratings
Bottle
6.85 Ratings
Submitted by InkandIvy, last update on 08/02/2025.

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2 in-depth fragrance descriptions
9
Bottle
9
Sillage
9
Longevity
9
Scent
Vsakega

3 Reviews
Vsakega
Vsakega
1  
coffeehouse speakeasy
The first impression the scent gave me is of something dark and forbidden; something that happens during the night. I imagined the kind of person who I'd smell this on - dark and mysterious with a deep voice, dressed in leather and shades of black and brown, smoking rolled cigarettes, talking about philosophy and literature. The kind of person you spend the whole night in conversation with, enamored by them, only to never see them again. You'd think about them every now and then, wondering if they were really *that* cool or if it was just the heat of the moment... Until one day, your paths would cross again, this time in broad daylight, and it is confirmed - they're everything you imagined them to be all along - and maybe more.

The scent itself to me is leather, tobacco, coffee, iris, woods, smoke, and maybe a bit of dark chocolate, all blended together seamlessly.

The description I gave was of the kind of person I imagine would smell like this perfume, but I can also see the scent being atmospheric - something you could smell in the air just wafting off the surroundings. In that case I really agree that this is something you'd smell in a café - a lesser known, hidden spot in your town, furnished with dark woods and soft leathers, who roasts their own beans and allows smoking inside, with students sitting in every corner discussing the latest book they've read.

So if it isn't obvious - I think the scent is gorgeous. Thin Wild Mercury is just hit after hit for me. However, reading the reviews here and on other sites really makes me believe this scent is very dependent on skin chemistry, so be sure to sample first.
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Mlleghoul

450 Reviews
Mlleghoul
Mlleghoul
4  
Eurydice and La Femme Pendu in a Satanic VIP room
34 Bohemian Cafes from Thin Wild Mercury’s New York collection: You know, Orpheus went down to Hades to retrieve Eurydice, but he was a dumbass and couldn’t follow instructions; he looked back at her when he was expressly told not to, and then just like that, she was whisked away again. Poor Orpheus, I guess, but I feel like no one ever thinks about Eurydice. I mean, did she even want to come back? I think we imagine this terrible journey to unspeakable hell dimensions, but maybe … contemplate it…she was happy to be uncoupled from that dingdong and just be on her own? Imagine instead she got to hang out in an infernal coffee shop, double-fisting the most bitter espresso and a chipped glass of crisply caustic gin, wearing a deliciously pruney leather jacket, a blackened and dusty rose in her lapel, and being the sole audience for a mysterious entity singing jazzy French lounge horror ballads, just the unholy instrument of her smoky voice, the demonic feminine in heavy reverb. I don’t know why how Eurydice and La Femme Pendu got to be in the same Satanic VIP room in this perfume review, but I love this for them, for me, and for this dark, gorgeous fragrance.
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ThundarcannaThundarcanna 8 months ago
5
Bottle
9
Sillage
9
Longevity
1
Scent
Off bug spray and celery seed. I wanted to love it but sure didn’t.
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