Lavender & Thyme 4711 2009

Ladies and gentlemen, please step right up, no need to be shy, we are among friends here, and if your neighbor suddenly appears behind you, just say you’re bringing this for your acquaintances, hehehe! What I present to you today is something the older generations among you are surely familiar with, right? Yaaa, no one wants to admit they belong to the older generation, not me either, but we know things that you won’t find in any textbook today, and this knowledge has unjustly fallen into oblivion! Today, I am showing you NOTHING NEW! Yes, you’re surprised, aren’t you?! Rather, this is an OLD, PROVEN HOME REMEDY: Your mother, grandmother, and great-grandmother all knew it, and they all gave it to their husbands when they had celebrated Father’s Day a bit too long and didn’t want or couldn’t get up the next morning.
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s not kid ourselves, we all enjoy having one, two, or fifteen glasses in the evening. I always say: In the past, women could cook like our mothers, today they can drink like our fathers, harhar! Saturday night is full of life, and Sunday morning in church, you feel so bad that you wonder if it’s better to just stay there.
Four numbers: 4711! That’s not the emergency hotline, but almost! 4711 Echt Kölnisch Wasser has been around for over 200 years, and that speaks for itself! Back then, people were grateful to have anything other than industrial stench in their noses; today, we are rightly a bit more spoiled, which is why I present to you the new 4711 Acqua Colonia Lavender & Thyme - refreshing and natural as ever, a classic cologne combined with the holiday feeling of southern France!
Especially gentle on an irritated stomach! One or two spritzes and the hangover can catch mice again! You see, I’m spraying this on a scent cloth, one, two, then it’s folded into a triangle and tucked into the breast pocket of the Sunday suit, and the husband is like new! Or for the ladies, one or two spritzes in the hair, and you smell as charming as a Provençal lavender field.
On the pillow, it ensures a relaxed sleep, and even when Waldi smells like what he is after a walk in the rain, namely a wet dog - let’s say it together: One, two!
Not only the calming EFFECT, but also the FRAGRANCE speaks for this product, and I say, without wanting to push anything on you: What our grandmothers already knew, we should all at least try once! - The classic, elegantly shaped 100-ml crystal bottle is available for just 23 euros and 50 cents.