A lot has already been written... discussed... and said about the scent of Al Waseef Oud Burmi. It is certainly not really wearable. Almost everyone agrees on that.
But I think every fragrance has its reason for existence. Let's take a look at this beautifully failed masterpiece from a different perspective.
Who hasn’t experienced a supervisor at work who is a complete disaster in terms of leadership and/or expression? Maybe even looks terrible?! Then you can subtly tell him how you feel about him with a nice gift. Of course, the fragrance should be praised beforehand. Give him the Burmi with the words, "It suits you. It reflects your character."
The 2-hour dental appointment can easily be reduced to three-quarters of an hour. How? Of course with Oud Burmi!
Business partnerships you want to end can surely be dissolved nicely with this. A nice card with the right lines...
I also believe that in a failed marriage, a lot can be said without many words. How? With Oud Burmi.
I could still give many more examples... Tax office, health insurance, neighborhood, etc...
So let’s celebrate the fragrance. It also has its reason for existence!!!
Thanks to Al Waseef for this wonderful failed scent. You are really great.
So wicked - it could have been mine: A nasty gift handed over with a smile. You can be mean in a nice way, right? ;) Just the name Burmi - sounds more like a jam or yogurt to me.
I had a great time reading this! :-) However, if you give this perfume as a gift, it sends a pretty direct and clear message, not exactly “sugar-coated.”
I wouldn't gift it to the boss; he might end up wearing it to the next meeting, and then you're in trouble. But otherwise, great ideas for alternative uses!
I agree with all your suggestions and congratulate us all on your great ideas for this fragrant monstrosity. However, you could spread a stench much more cheaply, even if it would be harder to gift!
Oh, I think I could come up with a few more uses too :-D
I don't know this um, scent, but it strongly reminds me of my experience with Obsessive Oudh some time ago. That was also a complete monstrosity.
I love humorous critiques the most ;-)
Excellent approach. I just wouldn't take it too far, because otherwise it might end up being: once your reputation is ruined, you can live completely without shame...
Totally the opposite of your little comment trophy for yourself!!!
Where can I get it so quickly for work tomorrow? ;)
I don't know this um, scent, but it strongly reminds me of my experience with Obsessive Oudh some time ago. That was also a complete monstrosity.
I love humorous critiques the most ;-)
Thanks for the humorous perspective!