Badgley Mischka Badgley Mischka 2006 Eau de Parfum

I have tested Badgley Mishka repeatedly, I really tried to love this one. This is the high fructose corn syrup of perfumes: tooth achingly sweet and one dimensional, redolent of car sickness on a sticky hot day while being swept out into an explosive slide of molasses.

I know this is obviously a chemistry mismatch, nothing else could bring out such a viceral reaction, but holy geez, but what an unforgiving vomitous potion this is!