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Cologne de Feu by Bortnikoff

Cologne de Feu 2022

Axiomatic
06/20/2023 - 02:19 PM
3Scent 7Longevity 7Sillage
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Choose now:
a) Air freshener for bathroom and toilet
b) All-purpose cleaner Peach
c) Vitamin tablet in Orange
d) Obscure fruit brandy
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28 Comments
Minchen01Minchen01 1 year ago
1
Haha, I felt the same way :D
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 1 year ago
1
It's awful, isn't it?
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CaligariCaligari 2 years ago
1
I see it that way too.
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Danny264Danny264 2 years ago
1
Alright, I'll look elsewhere.
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JonezJonez 2 years ago
1
I'm using C...............
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SetaSeta 2 years ago
1
Attack of the killer fruits? Too bad! I could actually like a naturally scented orange-peach fragrance.
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RhielRhiel 2 years ago
1
I'll take it. Maybe you can drink it in a nice way.
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KreisquadratKreisquadrat 2 years ago
1
Uh... that sounds a bit uninviting, although even the worst perfumes pique my interest. At least having the bad ones as a reference adds to my experience. ^^
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MilovelyMilovely 2 years ago
1
Haha... I had to laugh heartily!
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ExUserExUser 2 years ago
1
I believe you.
f)
😊
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BagaluBagalu 2 years ago
1
...by the time I got to "Obstler obskur," I'm out...delightful 😂
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FloydFloyd 2 years ago
3
Uhhhm...
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
@Floyd He's already a bit quirky. 🥸
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KäseKäse 2 years ago
1
:D :D :D
Thanks, that brightened my day.
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SmoetnSmoetn 2 years ago
1
None of the options appeal to me....
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TherisTheris 2 years ago
1
I think I can safely skip this brand.
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Tony1106Tony1106 2 years ago
1
I always wanted to try this line. Now I'm skipping it after all.
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CennoCenno 2 years ago
1
It seems like there was an error in your request, as there is no comment provided for translation. Please provide the text you'd like translated, and I'll be happy to help!
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PonticusPonticus 2 years ago
1
A fruit brandy is always a good choice!
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ParfumAholicParfumAholic 2 years ago
1
Once the C, please. Sounds absolutely terrible.
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JeobJeob 2 years ago
1
Not your day 🙈
Sounds like torture for the nose.
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Eggi37Eggi37 2 years ago
1
That really sounds like torture.
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MuckiMangoMuckiMango 2 years ago
1
I choose D. Cheers!
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NiMaJazzErNiMaJazzEr 2 years ago
1
Or just everything together!?
That sounds pretty much like a nightmare :D
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SchatzSucherSchatzSucher 2 years ago
1
That sounds a lot like Fortnikoff....
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SchoeibksrSchoeibksr 2 years ago
1
Yeah, most Bortnikoff colognes are synthetic, cloying, and have a sharp, cleaner-like citrus scent.
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YataganYatagan 2 years ago
1
Wow, that was clear! Four times! 😅
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 2 years ago
4
Thank you very much - *clears throat* - to Floyd!
And I thought I had smelled some real horrors before.
The absolute perversion of peach!
Oh please, who comes up with something like this?
My more agreeable associations are listed.
But here we are dealing with dark forces.
And the fun comes at a steep price.
Why do I still give it 3 points?
Quite simply, in the first three seconds, the scent tricks me with a lovely surprise of orange.
That's how you lure victims into torture chambers; the fizz darkly evolves into a chemistry lab and ends up sharp and woody.
I've warned you.
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