Bruno Banani Man Bruno Banani 2000 Eau de Toilette

Mid-20s, male, just for your information!

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What else is there to say?

This fragrance is where it all began. My first perfume, a gift from a friend, almost 10 years ago. What do you mean almost? That’s pretty accurate.

Back then, it was my daily companion, the banana Bruno in the crooked bottle. It’s not bad, it’s not good. It just smells boring and at the same time fresh. There’s no trace of longevity; after 1-2 hours, Bruno is busy going to sleep and never waking up again, unless you spray it one more time. But hey, what can you expect? For the price, you can’t go wrong to be honest; two pairs of underwear are more expensive.

Bruno has no interest in getting you compliments; Bruno just wants you to smell... okay. No matter who smells you, they won’t think more than "okay." Bruno is not a fan of attention, not a fan of a big spectacle. Bruno is strongly introverted and doesn’t care what other people think of him; he just wants to be used and be there for you when you start using perfumes. Bruno is almost afraid of attention, so he hugs you, and only you, so you feel like something is happening. But only you feel it; others know nothing about it.

You can’t hate Bruno, just like you can’t really like him. He’s just there, he exists, like instant noodle soups in the discount store. You have nothing against these noodle soups, but you don’t have to eat them either. They’re just cheap and serve their purpose, which is to satisfy hunger.

Compliment scale: 0 out of 10. There will never be compliments, there must never be compliments, simply because he just smells okay. This stuff is like Fight Club; it exists but you don’t talk about it.