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"What I Am Not" or "The Bouncing Curl"
Almost every Burberry makes me shrink.
No, not into an old hag.
As soon as one of them touches my skin, I feel myself getting smaller and younger, my voice becomes squeaky, the feminine.....uh....attributes disappear and within seconds I feel like I am 8 years old again.
At most.
Then I feel the almost irresistible urge to joyfully skip across a postcard-like flower meadow, to swing towards the sky like Heidi, and to roll down the hills with Peter the Goat Herd.
“My Burberry Blush” takes it a step further.
I sprout blonde corkscrew curls that gracefully bob up and down in sync while skipping through the meadow.
Additionally, I suddenly wear a delicate white lace dress and matching, utterly adorable sandals.
I feel sugary sweet and absolutely lovely.
The only problem is - I find long hair terrible.
Delicate dresses too.
Especially with lace.
And white even more so.
As a child, I already loudly insisted on short hair because the long fuss annoyed me, and I would scream bloody murder when my mom wanted to put me in “pretty things.” That damned stuff itched, scratched, pressed, and pinched everywhere.
I hurt myself pretty badly rolling down hills many years ago, swinging now makes me feel sick, and there are ticks in tall meadows.
This fragrance is so cute, so pretty, so innocent, so fresh like the young morning..... and so not me at all.
No, not into an old hag.
As soon as one of them touches my skin, I feel myself getting smaller and younger, my voice becomes squeaky, the feminine.....uh....attributes disappear and within seconds I feel like I am 8 years old again.
At most.
Then I feel the almost irresistible urge to joyfully skip across a postcard-like flower meadow, to swing towards the sky like Heidi, and to roll down the hills with Peter the Goat Herd.
“My Burberry Blush” takes it a step further.
I sprout blonde corkscrew curls that gracefully bob up and down in sync while skipping through the meadow.
Additionally, I suddenly wear a delicate white lace dress and matching, utterly adorable sandals.
I feel sugary sweet and absolutely lovely.
The only problem is - I find long hair terrible.
Delicate dresses too.
Especially with lace.
And white even more so.
As a child, I already loudly insisted on short hair because the long fuss annoyed me, and I would scream bloody murder when my mom wanted to put me in “pretty things.” That damned stuff itched, scratched, pressed, and pinched everywhere.
I hurt myself pretty badly rolling down hills many years ago, swinging now makes me feel sick, and there are ticks in tall meadows.
This fragrance is so cute, so pretty, so innocent, so fresh like the young morning..... and so not me at all.
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