Vanisia by Creed

Vanisia 1987

Ergoproxy
06/10/2011 - 03:55 PM
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4Scent 7.5Longevity

Your Highness Incontinentia

I must confess that I have never tested a women's fragrance from this brand.

In my life, my luck in gambling has been rather modest, so I don't let myself be tempted to bet. But if I did, I would bet that the ingredient list is missing musk, civet, or even both!

Shortly after applying, the first thing that reached my olfactory cells was a piercing animalistic wave with a heavy dose of vanilla. I remember bergamot differently! Lovers of Vanisia, don't be mad, but the scent develops a urine note on me. More specifically, cat urine! Little kitty has peed in mommy's oriental potpourri bowl and then crawled under the buffet! I would spank her little cat butt, but she hisses and refuses to come out.

With the heart note, the urine smell doesn't get any better; instead, the entire fragrance becomes more floral and sweeter! Surely kitty isn't in the rose bed..? No, and behind the jasmine bush too! Did someone forget to clean the litter box? Only then do cats pee elsewhere! If I catch kitty, she will have to wear a cat diaper for the rest of her cat life!

With the base note, the urine smell subsides a bit, making way for even more vanilla, amber, and a little wood. Vanisia still doesn't want to smell really good. More like cat pee that one tries to cover up with a sweet room spray.

I must be fair! If it weren't for the pee note on my skin, I would like the scent. But as I smell with Vanisia, it must have been an incontinent noblewoman in the Rococo period who "scented."

What a shame! Oh yes, I've long forgiven kitty; in the end, she can't help it! Meow
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9 Comments
KleineHexeKleineHexe 10 years ago
Wonderful!
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BlackCatBlackCat 15 years ago
Was it all about the kitty??? *laughs* I’m not sure if that’s really any better... *wiping away tears of laughter*
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ErgoproxyErgoproxy 15 years ago
I know why I have budgies! To all cat lovers, my imaginary cat is doing well, and I would never hurt her, at least not anything serious! ;=)
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Esther19Esther19 15 years ago
Outrage over the false accusation of a poor little cat. That won't be forgiven easily.
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FlorblancaFlorblanca 15 years ago
I guess the "scent" didn't suit you, but it didn't suit your kitty either, because then it pees elsewhere when it doesn't like something. Here’s a little pot for you, so it stops peeing in the potpourri. :DDD My stomach already hurts from laughing.
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ErgoproxyErgoproxy 15 years ago
Oops! I didn't think of that! Um... This comment has nothing to do with BC, except that I have the original sample from her!
Muschi is the culprit!!!
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BlackCatBlackCat 15 years ago
Cat urine? oO Let’s be very careful now, okay?! Otherwise, someone might get the wrong idea... ;oP
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PontNeufPontNeuf 15 years ago
Throwing caution to the wind here :-) Or rather, the scent :-) Your comment is very open. I’ll only test it under special precautions, if at all :-)
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Medusa00Medusa00 15 years ago
Incontinence? Pfft!
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