Sécrétions Magnifiques Etat Libre d'Orange 2006
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A nightmare everyone should experience once
So, I have tried this twice now, once on paper once on skin. I don’t know why I did this to myself, as the first paper sample was so awful I had to empty the trash to get it away from me. But… in the name of science… I decided I should try it on my skin.
This fragrance is actually not entirely bad. At first it is actually rather nice. Aquatic, musky… a bit sweet. And then…. Disaster. The first sign of trouble is the metallic note, which is slightly off putting. Not offensive, but confusing. Like, why is it there? This perfume was smelling so nice. And then, what I can only assume is the adrenaline. All I can say is, it makes me want to vomit. It is a visceral reaction. Before I could even decide what I was smelling I was dousing it with almond oil and soap. Which did the trick.
Anyway. Yeah. Didn’t really get to any secretions other than the metallic note. I think this would be a rather nice fragrance if it were reconfigured without the horror. But then I suppose it would be boring.
This fragrance is actually not entirely bad. At first it is actually rather nice. Aquatic, musky… a bit sweet. And then…. Disaster. The first sign of trouble is the metallic note, which is slightly off putting. Not offensive, but confusing. Like, why is it there? This perfume was smelling so nice. And then, what I can only assume is the adrenaline. All I can say is, it makes me want to vomit. It is a visceral reaction. Before I could even decide what I was smelling I was dousing it with almond oil and soap. Which did the trick.
Anyway. Yeah. Didn’t really get to any secretions other than the metallic note. I think this would be a rather nice fragrance if it were reconfigured without the horror. But then I suppose it would be boring.