Sécrétions Magnifiques Etat Libre d'Orange 2006

Sécrétions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d'Orange

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3.3 / 10 371 Ratings

A perfume by Etat Libre d'Orange for women and men, released in 2006. The scent is synthetic-animal. The longevity is above-average. It is still in production.
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Main accords

Synthetic

Animal

Aquatic

Floral

Sweet

Fragrance Pyramid

Top Notes

Marine notes

Salt

Aldehydes

Heart Notes

Blood

Adrenalin

Milk

Base Notes

Iris

Opoponax

Sandalwood

Perfumer

Antoine Lie

Ratings

Scent

3.3371 Ratings

Longevity

8.1274 Ratings

Sillage

7.3271 Ratings

Bottle

6.5262 Ratings

Value for money

4.7127 Ratings

Submitted by DonVanVliet, last update on 01/21/2025.

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Reviews

38 in-depth fragrance descriptions

01/04/2012

3
Scent

Ineverwas
45 Reviews

Ineverwas

Top Review 13

Jeffrey Dahmer in a bottle

Secretions Magnifiques is a smell, not a perfume. And a bad one too. It reeks of rotten eggs, semen and partially dried blood - a sweet-metallic concoction that reminds of a slaughterhouse waste dump. I'm generally rather thick-skinned when it comes to all kinds of smells, but this one does kick in my gag reflex.

It's so animalistic and organic and reminiscent of our bodily secretions and excretions that it mentally transports me right down into a hospital morgue, awakening disturbing feelings of thanatophobia and nosocomephobia. It smells of death.

Katie Puckrik said on her video review that Secretions Magnifiques makes her think of a crime scene and I have to admit this is probably the most suitable image to go with what you actually smell in this fragrance.

The horror!

To spray on people that you hate.

12/27/2012

Drseid
820 Reviews

Drseid

Top Review 8

Oh No!!!!....

Hideous to the extreme is all I have to say here. I do not get blood or semen as some get... I just get a hideous milky metallic accord that is absolutely repulsive, making my eyes blur, and is the first scent I have worn that physically makes me sick. I am wearing it as I write this and I really have to wash this off me... NOW. The sample I acquired was an experience that I will be sure never to forget, but I should have avoided it as others have wisely advised several times over. This one gets my vote for worst scent ever... What was Turin thinking in giving it 5 stars?... No way does this deserve any more than a zero from me!

10/02/2023

5
Pricing 5
Bottle 10
Sillage 10
Longevity 4
Scent

Munkeynugget
5 Reviews

Munkeynugget

Helpful Review 10

One of the Fragrances of All Time

I had an embarrassing moment at the gym once. I just finished my back-off sets of squats, and I went to use the bathroom, only to find out that I was on my period. I was walking around in the rain the whole day and I needed to walk back in my sweats, wet from the rain, the sweat, and my period blood. When I got this sample in the mail, I immediately got the blood notes and I went back to this page looking at the reviews for this fragrance. A user said that this smelled like blood soaked yoga pants. I gave my wrist a sniff and went to compare it to my soiled sweats.

They smelled exactly the same.

12/25/2012

FloraMilena
47 Reviews

FloraMilena

Very helpful Review 6

Sex! Murder! Mutilation!

THE carnival sideshow freak of all perfumes. A concoction fit for only for a zombie. This truly is literally nauseating. Imagine it is 100 degrees fahrenheit with sweltering humidity and the electricity has gone out in the city for the past several hours. Time of day is in the late afternoon. You have just opened the door and walked in on a horrifically bloody, gruesome, sex/murder/mutilation crime scene before the Crime Scene Investigators arrive. THAT is what this smells like. Apply and inhale deeply if you wish to become agitated and then start to retch. MONSTROUS.

05/26/2014

Deefit
33 Reviews

Deefit

Helpful Review 7

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I do not know what it is about this fragrance, it has a metallic smell and it's not even that disgusting. But just smelling the vial and the plastic bag it came in makes me gag. I can't put my finger on it why I react this way, but I can't smell it without getting strange associations. And I just gag.

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