Today we are crafting the association of the Meeeeeeer.
We take a large handful of wrinkled figs and pour Virginia cedar over them.
It doesn’t really fit, but it looks nice.
Now we boldly reach with our right hand into the pink pepper and with our left hand we pluck the violet leaf from the Greek statue. Ah, no… wrong leaf. But it doesn’t matter, you won’t notice right away.
Give it a stir and take a look. Oh beautiful, so beautifully colorful. But it still needs a bit of green and yellow. For that, we take a few slices of bergamot and squeeze them over the mixture.
Hmmm, but it’s still missing that certain Meeeeeres touch. Next, we take Orcanox (no idea what that is), but it looks nice.
A pinch of resin with incense and a teabag of musk. We’re stirring everything several times now, so that a nice soup is created, and then we wave the scent under our nose. Ah yes, that’s slowly getting to the Meeeeer. It’s a bit too intense. So, we boldly pour a small jug of water with dissolved sea salt into the soup.
Now just a pinch of vanilla - without stirring and Smörrebröd is all done. Fresh, marine, vacation and well - can go in the cupboard. Best to place it in the dark and forget!
From what I read and understand in your excellent and detailed description, you must be able to cook wonderfully, and with the right ingredients, something fantastic could come out of it! Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to be the case here, but that's not your fault! Still, enjoy your meal!
I won't forget it anytime soon 😀