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hydroponic cocktail
A pixelly, low-poly mojito. A virgin mojito at that, with Sprite instead of rum and lawn trimmings instead of mint. There's a film of dish soap on the glass. Somehow, it works. I can definitely see the appeal of YOSLY. Clean, bright, fresh, semi-translucent. It’s a twinkly, spring green. Vapourwave meets Frutiger Aero. However, I was really craving something a bit more concentrated and organic. All the right ingredients are there, just diluted and overexposed to my nose. If I didn’t know what a real mojito tasted like, I would probably go gaga for this one. La Croix just came out with a mojito flavour, and I bet it smells like this.
Mental Snapshot: It’s another glorious sol cycle aboard the colony ship ELDO. You don a crisp, white pair of coveralls and hoverped to the social centre. The robotender slides you a YOSLY capsule. You savour the vaguely algal-flavoured pod. Modelled after a traditional Earthling drink, the bot claims, back when that ‘ol rock still existed.
tl;dr: test-tube mojito
Mental Snapshot: It’s another glorious sol cycle aboard the colony ship ELDO. You don a crisp, white pair of coveralls and hoverped to the social centre. The robotender slides you a YOSLY capsule. You savour the vaguely algal-flavoured pod. Modelled after a traditional Earthling drink, the bot claims, back when that ‘ol rock still existed.
tl;dr: test-tube mojito