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Meet me at the Lighthouse
I am a marketing victim.
Come to me with natural ingredients, sea, lighthouse lightness, and the feeling of individuality, and I will be the first to stand at the top, smelling good while looking out at the sea.
Before the mail arrived today, I looked on in shame as I stashed the tenth aquatic fragrance in my cabinet.
Often too salty, too bitter, my expectations were accordingly.
I sprayed with little hope, and my pupils must have dilated immediately.
I last felt this way with the far too expensive Oceania.
I feel balance, sweetness in the salty, freshness in the eucalyptus cosmos.
I sniff and suddenly instead of quickly looking out at the sea, I gaze at it slowly. At peace with myself and my day that I will spend here as a lighthouse keeper.
I gladly embrace being a marketing victim, thank you for the experience, the beautiful packaging, the diffuser, the lovely cards and tags, and my new sea scent.
Come to me with natural ingredients, sea, lighthouse lightness, and the feeling of individuality, and I will be the first to stand at the top, smelling good while looking out at the sea.
Before the mail arrived today, I looked on in shame as I stashed the tenth aquatic fragrance in my cabinet.
Often too salty, too bitter, my expectations were accordingly.
I sprayed with little hope, and my pupils must have dilated immediately.
I last felt this way with the far too expensive Oceania.
I feel balance, sweetness in the salty, freshness in the eucalyptus cosmos.
I sniff and suddenly instead of quickly looking out at the sea, I gaze at it slowly. At peace with myself and my day that I will spend here as a lighthouse keeper.
I gladly embrace being a marketing victim, thank you for the experience, the beautiful packaging, the diffuser, the lovely cards and tags, and my new sea scent.
Updated on 01/10/2026
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Floyd 12 days ago
Then I congratulate you on the near bullseye!
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