Emporio Armani - Diamonds Giorgio Armani 2007 Eau de Parfum
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When Shanaya has a Neck Full of Diamonds
„I have a neck full of diamonds, the watches full of stones, it runs by itself. I can't decide […]“*
Krabauz. The door flies open.
‘Shanaya Candice Müller, if YOU can't decide, I WILL! We have to go!’
- ‘Maaa! Have you ever heard of knocking? This is my private ferry here!’
‘I’ll give you a ferry! Come on! Your cousin Marvin Scott Jeremy is already waiting for us. We’re late. … Tell me, what is that FUMMEL? Do you want to show up like THAT at a communion?!’
- ‘Sheesh! Diamonds, what planet are you living on? And what do you look like? Grandma called, she wants Aunt Helga's garden suit back.’
What planet is she living on? Well. Apparently on one where you name your children
- Shanaya Candice Müller
- let them listen to Summer Cem (*Source: Summer Cem - Diamonds)
and
- call a very fruity, sugar-water-drenched floral scent diamonds, promising from it
- elegance
- purity
- invincibility
and much more.
Maybe her planet is just one where you try to maintain appearances and then, having just been taken for a ride and invested in supposedly flashy gems, you try to sweet-talk this endeavor to avoid admitting that you’ve just been taken for a ride - and worse, where the roots of this evil lie.
If we consider Armanis Diamonds without any distractions, we come to the following conclusion:
Here we have a nicely crafted, gentle lychee, raspberry plays a significant role in the top note and then obediently takes a back seat. It blooms for a while, accompanied by that one piercing note that seems very bitter and makes the fragrance anything but creamy-soft and cuddly.
A diva like Rihanna? No. Why not? Too quiet. Too tame. But sassy, so much so that one hopes the original is only half as full of airs.
Conclusion? Those who want ‘Diamonds’ don’t need ‘Diamonds’.
What impression do you get from ‘Diamonds’? It elevates a jeans look to elegance, comparable to a belt or the absence of holes in the pants.
Shanaya Candice Müller just called. She wants her gemstone back.
Krabauz. The door flies open.
‘Shanaya Candice Müller, if YOU can't decide, I WILL! We have to go!’
- ‘Maaa! Have you ever heard of knocking? This is my private ferry here!’
‘I’ll give you a ferry! Come on! Your cousin Marvin Scott Jeremy is already waiting for us. We’re late. … Tell me, what is that FUMMEL? Do you want to show up like THAT at a communion?!’
- ‘Sheesh! Diamonds, what planet are you living on? And what do you look like? Grandma called, she wants Aunt Helga's garden suit back.’
What planet is she living on? Well. Apparently on one where you name your children
- Shanaya Candice Müller
- let them listen to Summer Cem (*Source: Summer Cem - Diamonds)
and
- call a very fruity, sugar-water-drenched floral scent diamonds, promising from it
- elegance
- purity
- invincibility
and much more.
Maybe her planet is just one where you try to maintain appearances and then, having just been taken for a ride and invested in supposedly flashy gems, you try to sweet-talk this endeavor to avoid admitting that you’ve just been taken for a ride - and worse, where the roots of this evil lie.
If we consider Armanis Diamonds without any distractions, we come to the following conclusion:
Here we have a nicely crafted, gentle lychee, raspberry plays a significant role in the top note and then obediently takes a back seat. It blooms for a while, accompanied by that one piercing note that seems very bitter and makes the fragrance anything but creamy-soft and cuddly.
A diva like Rihanna? No. Why not? Too quiet. Too tame. But sassy, so much so that one hopes the original is only half as full of airs.
Conclusion? Those who want ‘Diamonds’ don’t need ‘Diamonds’.
What impression do you get from ‘Diamonds’? It elevates a jeans look to elegance, comparable to a belt or the absence of holes in the pants.
Shanaya Candice Müller just called. She wants her gemstone back.
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7 Comments
I just had a good laugh in the office^^
There have been much better Armanis...