Romeo Il Profvmo 2018

Are you gray?
Are you even mouse gray?
Is household dust a splash of color in your home?
Was Gris Clair too bright for you?
Is understatement still too “loud” for you?
Are you a teacher, accountant, or working in pathology?
Is November your favorite month?
Is fog like sunshine to you?
Are perfumeries the gateway to hell for you?
Is Sebamed still too strong for you?
Do you think sillage is only for extroverts and weirdos?
Do you enjoy watching live broadcasts from locomotives on Phoenix?
Would Tipp-Ex give your face a bit of color?
Are you the chairman of the Sudoku club in your town?
Is your favorite hobby anything with Excel spreadsheets?
Are you 40 but look like 70?
Does the weekend only disturb your beautiful workweek?
Is grout your life elixir?
Did you get kicked out of the stamp club for being too “restless”?
Do you like to wave from highway bridges?
Are elephants too colorful for you?
Do you think it’s great when your white T-shirts finally have a gray tint?
Does no one in the office notice if you were there today or when you left?
Were you always the last one chosen for school teams?
When you stand in front of a grout line in the bathroom, are you overlooked?
Are you GRAUsam?
Do you come from Graubünden or alternatively from Osnabrück?
Do you love your own snoring?
Is “Biedermann” a compliment for you?
The only one who listens to you is your gray-haired dachshund?

Then finally take Romeo from Il Profumo and you practically have a
invisibility cloak, which salespeople in Media Markt have long perfected, now you can spray it on, no one will ever approach you again, no matter where. So what are you waiting for? It’s probably available on the gray market too...

The scent: A boring, aftershave-like scent, without charm and without pep, alcoholic and pale-spicy, a lavender sachet from the health food store is more exciting.