10/05/2018
DaveGahan101
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Greyer than grey
You're grey?
You're even mouse-grey?
House dust is a paint stain at your home?
Gris Claire was still too bright for you?
Understatement is still too "loud" for you?
You are a teacher, accountant or work in pathology?
November is your favorite month?
For you fog is like sunshine?
Perfumeries are for you the gateway to hell?
Sebamed is still too strong for you?
You find Sillage is only for extroverts and spinners?
You like to watch Phoenix live transmissions from the locomotive?
Tipp-Ex would give you some color on your face?
You are chairman of the Sodoku Club in your town?
Your favorite hobby is anything with Excel spreadsheets?
You're 40, but you look like 70?
The weekend only disturbs your nice working week?
Fugenkitt is your life elixir?
You got kicked out of the stamp club because you were too restless?
You like to wave from motorway bridges?
Elephants are too colorful for you?
You think it's great when your white t-shirts finally have a grey tint?
Nobody in the company will know if you were there today or when you left?
You were always the last one elected to the student teams?
If you are standing in front of a joint in the bathroom, you will be overlooked?
You are GRAUsam?
You come from Graubünden or optionally from Osnabrück?
You love your own snoring?
Biedermann is a compliment for you?
The only one listening to you is your grey hair dachshund?
Then take Romeo from Il Profumo and you'll have a
Camouflage suit, what sellers at Media Markt have long perfected, you now have to spray on, it will never appeal to you again, no matter where. So what are you waiting for? I'm sure there's one on the gray market...
The fragrance: a bore similar to aftershave, without charm and pizzazz, alcoholic and pale spicy, a lavender bag from the health food store is more exciting.
You're even mouse-grey?
House dust is a paint stain at your home?
Gris Claire was still too bright for you?
Understatement is still too "loud" for you?
You are a teacher, accountant or work in pathology?
November is your favorite month?
For you fog is like sunshine?
Perfumeries are for you the gateway to hell?
Sebamed is still too strong for you?
You find Sillage is only for extroverts and spinners?
You like to watch Phoenix live transmissions from the locomotive?
Tipp-Ex would give you some color on your face?
You are chairman of the Sodoku Club in your town?
Your favorite hobby is anything with Excel spreadsheets?
You're 40, but you look like 70?
The weekend only disturbs your nice working week?
Fugenkitt is your life elixir?
You got kicked out of the stamp club because you were too restless?
You like to wave from motorway bridges?
Elephants are too colorful for you?
You think it's great when your white t-shirts finally have a grey tint?
Nobody in the company will know if you were there today or when you left?
You were always the last one elected to the student teams?
If you are standing in front of a joint in the bathroom, you will be overlooked?
You are GRAUsam?
You come from Graubünden or optionally from Osnabrück?
You love your own snoring?
Biedermann is a compliment for you?
The only one listening to you is your grey hair dachshund?
Then take Romeo from Il Profumo and you'll have a
Camouflage suit, what sellers at Media Markt have long perfected, you now have to spray on, it will never appeal to you again, no matter where. So what are you waiting for? I'm sure there's one on the gray market...
The fragrance: a bore similar to aftershave, without charm and pizzazz, alcoholic and pale spicy, a lavender bag from the health food store is more exciting.
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