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08/26/2025 - 02:16 PM
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7.5Scent 9Longevity

Saloon Spittoon

Arrival in the midday heat,
Horse and rider alike
struggle in the seat's crevice,
Swinging door opens: let the fun begin!

Spit into the spittoon with a plonk!
Bar shadows sway drunkenly,
(Piano clangs honky-tonk)
lost in self-conversations.

On the stage: penance and atonement?
Goodness: dancing melons!
showing their cactus bloom,
nylon stockings with blue beans.

In the restroom's damp tightness
there's busy jostling,
in the stall a quick sway,
supported by booze and spank

Pants in the knee throat,
one wobbles unsteadily:
“Shit!” curses the poor soul loudly,
unstable the thin planks.

Fourth wall shatters, pales
body falls into bright land,
physique tips, softened by spirits,
urine-soaked in hot sand.

After two dirty days,
the hero sets off - not very wise,
stomach queasy and hollow,
on to the fragrant journey ahead.
Updated on 09/09/2025
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25 Comments
XyzXyzXyzXyz 5 days ago
Horrible, I just threw the cardboard strip out the window. From my experience with riding holidays, I know that after days of riding, a person who hasn't washed just smells like a horse. But one day, a particularly clingy horse in my circle got a garlic treatment for ticks. It was hard to resist, and we couldn't give up our usual cuddles. However, we had to hold back our gagging while petting and scratching it for days, and we always showered for a long time afterward - of course, the gelding was a "head-giver," meaning he loved to rub against people... Dear God. Not that this smells like garlic. But it somehow reminded me of that.
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XyzXyzXyzXyz 5 days ago
No misunderstandings, I like garlic, but it was the combo...!! The combo...!!
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XyzXyzXyzXyz 5 days ago
I love the fourth verse from the bottom 🤣🤣
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BeJotBeJot 5 months ago
Untamed unrestrained
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MarieposaMarieposa 5 months ago
1
Whoa, what a ride, cowboy!
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CennoCenno 5 months ago
Oh boy! Only the cactus was a witness 🌵
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CfrCfr 6 months ago
1
I'll join you in the saloon for a moonshine 🤠
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CennoCenno 6 months ago
*hicks* my best, sure! *hmpf* ..slurring.. am I already on the heels of the bags?? *hömpf*
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 6 months ago
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It's about time Cowboy rides back into civilization. He stinks. 😅 🤠 🐎
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CennoCenno 6 months ago
1
…the cactus is still hanging out with its forgotten long johns in the warm desert wind 🏜️
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FloydFloyd 6 months ago
1
I'm still stuck in the swinging door, in disbelief and amazement. 🤠
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CennoCenno 6 months ago
It's all set! What a mess! 😂😂😂
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GandixGandix 6 months ago
1
Now I know why I always wanted to be an Indian at the children's carnival 😅
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CennoCenno 6 months ago
This is definitely not suitable for minors!!! 😂😂😂
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ElAttarineElAttarine 6 months ago
2
Great, yay, hallelujah, a delight! Learned so many new words! 😅
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CennoCenno 6 months ago
“Ride Your Horse” by The Galaxies and The Regulars!!!
The link is coming to your inbox, dear E.A.!
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PollitaPollita 6 months ago
1
Hahaha, very amusing. This probably wouldn't be my scent.
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CennoCenno 6 months ago
😂😂😂
Always? Never! But the show is really good!
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BosworthBosworth 6 months ago
1
Hallelujah. There's quite a lot going on here. The scent sounds like pee, and the review is a joy to read.
I enjoyed it greatly.
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CennoCenno 6 months ago
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It's a fascinating, blooming spectacle down below. I'd also place the seat part's crack there.
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BosworthBosworth 6 months ago
2
I've never heard of "seat crack" before.
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 6 months ago
2
Yiiiieeeehaaaa!
Bravo! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I'm riding into the sunset!
🤠🤠
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CennoCenno 6 months ago
2
Oink!

😘
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carrioncrowcarrioncrow 6 months ago
2
Brilliantly rhymed and described!
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CennoCenno 6 months ago
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We're all knee-deep in it 🤗
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