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Jacomo for Men Intense by Jacomo

Jacomo for Men Intense 2016

Axiomatic
12/04/2023 - 12:26 PM
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7.5Scent 8Longevity 7Sillage 8Bottle 8Pricing

Type in front of the washing machine

Hey you there!
Yes you, exactly you!
Are you tired of those old detergents with flowers and roses?
Not your world at all?
Are you more like the rooster in front of the helpful washing machine?
A bit of a muscle poser between the pre-wash and main wash?
Preferably at a fresh 60°C?

Then let me pull out a black bottle...

Fizz!

My dear goodness, this is white musk in a gentlemanly style!

Well, does it tickle in your nose?
So greenish spicy?

Boy, oh boy, this black Jacob really gets straight to the point.
Citrus cleaner like never before.
Here, one knows how to help oneself, as cardamom and juniper will mark the laundry room in a chitinous green. Your territory!

But don’t worry, the punch effect is somewhat softened by the listed spices, especially the star anise. This goes quite well with the balsamic elemi resin and a peculiar orange blossom, which mimics the scents from the main wash.

Well, buddy, are you already setting the iron to level three?
Cistus and vetiver make the iron steam nicely, right?

Your followers will be thrilled, such a wobbly dachshund butt on the appropriate platform comes to you with the smoky woods and slightly dirty earth of the base so naturally, as if you had been sucking on rumba rhythms with your pacifier.

But watch out, my dear, don’t forget the iron on the laundry for too long, or patchouli and oud imitation will fill the place with smoke!
Now that’s what I call a sporty round of washing dirty laundry.

I can already hear the screams when you dress your alabaster body again.
But as a content creator, you can easily let a catfish in a tight shirt and snug pants waft around with aromatic, freshly washed woods; your audience will love it!

Mr. Clean was yesterday.

Be the black-intensive Jacob!

Updated on 12/04/2023
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32 Comments
Ropanski2020Ropanski2020 2 years ago
🤣..."Musk like a country gentleman"... the "wobbly dachshund butt" really did me in. When it comes to fresh laundry scent, I’ll stick with my Cargo de Nuit.
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Danny264Danny264 2 years ago
That was amusing to read :D
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LuwaLuwa 2 years ago
Marketable description haha!
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FrauKirscheFrauKirsche 2 years ago
...I have some really weird images now :))
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AndrulaAndrula 2 years ago
The guy is ironing... and I'll think of that the next time I’m smoothing out laundry... without cistus steam :P
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PuderperlePuderperle 2 years ago
Tell the content creator that gall soap works too. Young people today don't know about that anymore.
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IntersportIntersport 2 years ago
Radio advertising like on Radio France, but for the 30-degree program, it's more of a light version, non-intense...
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SonarIDSonarID 2 years ago
You're describing me right now 🤣
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YataganYatagan 2 years ago
I felt a bit uneasy with it.
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FloydFloyd 2 years ago
I use the good birch tar soap..
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SchalkerinSchalkerin 2 years ago
40 degrees are usually enough. Can I drop off my ironing? 🤭
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PurpurherzPurpurherz 2 years ago
I'm a bit curious about the black Jacob, but he can definitely leave the laundry detergent at home.
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GreenIvyGreenIvy 2 years ago
Real men with bobblehead butts, holding an iron while dancing to rumba music. I need a brainwash to get that image out of my head. Maybe that would help too. 😉
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PonticusPonticus 2 years ago
I've always had a bit of a problem with Mr. Clean, but Clementine was a friend on TV! Jacomo definitely won't be my friend, even if he doesn't come across as so unlikable in your lovely review!
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CoraKirschCoraKirsch 2 years ago
Ah! Your points were friendlier than the text suggested ;-)
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SiebenkäsSiebenkäs 2 years ago
Compared to this Jakob, the Clementine is nothing! Interesting report, I'll leave a white one as a full wash trophy!
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MarieposaMarieposa 2 years ago
My Beautiful Laundrette :D
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ViolettViolett 2 years ago
The content creator with the bobblehead butt sounds almost a bit overambitious when it comes to washing and ironing....
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DuftJunkieDuftJunkie 2 years ago
That one definitely won't make it to my wishlist. But thanks to your comment, Mr. Clean is now on my shopping list 😀. Reviews can be so helpful!
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CfrCfr 2 years ago
I prefer hand washing :)
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SpatzlSpatzl 2 years ago
Now that's what I call a fun laundry day! I could really use a detergent like that for my household, where the men definitely outnumber the women.
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BridaBrida 2 years ago
😂😂😂... white musk in a gentlemanly way and chitin markings are going to make my washing machine see me in a whole new light. I'm thoroughly amused again!
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DuftgroupieDuftgroupie 2 years ago
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The first exciting laundry scent
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PollitaPollita 2 years ago
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Aha, the white giant has a dark brother. Exciting. I wonder what Madame-lave-tout would say about that? Magnifique?
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BosworthBosworth 2 years ago
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Every wash becomes an event.
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ErgoproxyErgoproxy 2 years ago
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I'll stick with Mr. Clean. Bald! You can't get more erotic than that, and the house is always clean. We leave the laundry to Clementine or Mr. Parsley; you know what you're getting. Good evening. 😂
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ErgoproxyErgoproxy 2 years ago
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The scent just passed me by.
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GreenGorillaGreenGorilla 2 years ago
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That makes doing laundry twice as enjoyable.
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KovexKovex 2 years ago
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Well, it seems like the trip to sweet realms turned out better here than in your last review 😉
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KokusaiKokusai 2 years ago
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Wonderful 😂😂😂
What a great wash cycle.
I really enjoyed reading this, my dear!!!
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SchoeibksrSchoeibksr 2 years ago
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Fresh laundry, but in a manly way. Only half-clean. 😅😂
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KovexKovex 2 years ago
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😂 💪
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