One Man Show Gold Edition Jacques Bogart 2011

I'm looking for a guy.

Someone who doesn't shyly spray on you Pfft Pfft harmlessly and inconspicuously and hides a lot of himself for the time being, but someone who immediately really plotts on you, who shows everything about himself. Then I knew right away what you were up against. I think that's good.

Someone who doesn't knock quietly and then just stands in front of the door for hours, but simply enters it with Karacho, storms in and throws a few boxes of fruit and spices into the corner. Then I knew he really wanted to come in and stay a while. I think that's good.

Someone who doesn't suck on his e-cigarette (liquid type cheesecake), but should have wood with him. Wood, I think that's really good.

Extra bonus points for someone who surprisingly has a large pot of honey with him. And then he wants to cuddle up all night. Because he's not really a macho man at all. I think that's really good.

There's no such thing here, you say?

It's not that important either.
This is also a very good one woman show. :-))))))