3
01.04.22
You want to attract a strong gentleman with sad eyes and a delicate constitution. You want the accomplished, academically-minded woman in your life to wonder why she can't stop thinking about you after you leave the room. Regardless of who you are or who the object of your affection is, this perfume will have them losing their mind. I know I lost mine.
Imagine it:
You're a flower-selling peasant who's caught the eye of the recently widowed monarch. You're the creature's would-be prey, rescued at the last moment by the (also recently widowed) monster hunter. You're sweet and innocent and naive, and the ancient unknowable being who lives in the dark depths of the forest suddenly feels alive again when it's with you.
Le Labo wasn't kidding when they said this will wreak havoc. This perfume will ruin lives.
My only gripe is with the price-to-lasting-power ratio. No way I could justify spending this much in my current financial situation without afterpay. Even if I was gifted this, I'd never want to use it in the knowledge of how much it costs to replace. It feels like it's cheating to take points off for this at this point, but no matter how long I've been in this hobby, the absolute audacity of some perfume houses to charge prices like these continues to astound me. Maybe it's kind of a wild idea, but I think everyone should be able to access fragrances that aren't, like, B&BW and Aeropostale.
Imagine it:
You're a flower-selling peasant who's caught the eye of the recently widowed monarch. You're the creature's would-be prey, rescued at the last moment by the (also recently widowed) monster hunter. You're sweet and innocent and naive, and the ancient unknowable being who lives in the dark depths of the forest suddenly feels alive again when it's with you.
Le Labo wasn't kidding when they said this will wreak havoc. This perfume will ruin lives.
My only gripe is with the price-to-lasting-power ratio. No way I could justify spending this much in my current financial situation without afterpay. Even if I was gifted this, I'd never want to use it in the knowledge of how much it costs to replace. It feels like it's cheating to take points off for this at this point, but no matter how long I've been in this hobby, the absolute audacity of some perfume houses to charge prices like these continues to astound me. Maybe it's kind of a wild idea, but I think everyone should be able to access fragrances that aren't, like, B&BW and Aeropostale.

