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Most traumatic perfume/olfactiv experience of my life
We were at Globus with a friend because we didn't feel like studying for our exams, and we tested about twenty perfumes, some not so good, some better, and we have a good resistance to smells, so we're not really sensitive per se, and I thought I'd found the worst perfume I'd ever smelled in my life, I even made her smell it (nero oudh tiziana terenzi, but that's only because I don't like oud, objectively it's not a bad perfume).
A few fragrances later, we arrive at the Crivelli house, testing some new ones, some good, some bad.
We're testing this one,
I'll say it again: we're not sensitive to smells.
TRAUMATIC, NO KIDDING, REALLY.
IT'S THE WORST PERFUME WE'VE EVER TESTED IN OUR LIVES.
I took 5 steps backwards by reflexe, because it burned my nostrils.
My friend, on the other hand, was holding back from vomiting, I could see her gag reflex coming, I was looking for a trash can so she could puke in it if necessary, fortunately it didn't happen, but it would have been a response worthy of the smell.
We're drama queens in general, yeah, I'll totally admit it, but this wasn't drama, this was 100% honesty.
It was the WORST scent we've ever smelled in our lives.
I don't even want to concentrate too much on remembering the smell and trying to describe it, but it smelled like a mixture of compost rotting in the sun, a decomposing body, a ruined house filled with black mold, etcætera. And the worst part is that it doesn't make any sense, because there aren't any notes listed that I don't like.
But really the WORST perfume we've ever tested in our lives, and I've tested over 500...
I've officially found the worst perfume I've ever tried in my life, at least that was useful for that.
A few fragrances later, we arrive at the Crivelli house, testing some new ones, some good, some bad.
We're testing this one,
I'll say it again: we're not sensitive to smells.
TRAUMATIC, NO KIDDING, REALLY.
IT'S THE WORST PERFUME WE'VE EVER TESTED IN OUR LIVES.
I took 5 steps backwards by reflexe, because it burned my nostrils.
My friend, on the other hand, was holding back from vomiting, I could see her gag reflex coming, I was looking for a trash can so she could puke in it if necessary, fortunately it didn't happen, but it would have been a response worthy of the smell.
We're drama queens in general, yeah, I'll totally admit it, but this wasn't drama, this was 100% honesty.
It was the WORST scent we've ever smelled in our lives.
I don't even want to concentrate too much on remembering the smell and trying to describe it, but it smelled like a mixture of compost rotting in the sun, a decomposing body, a ruined house filled with black mold, etcætera. And the worst part is that it doesn't make any sense, because there aren't any notes listed that I don't like.
But really the WORST perfume we've ever tested in our lives, and I've tested over 500...
I've officially found the worst perfume I've ever tried in my life, at least that was useful for that.
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And nope I did not tried on skin, and I never want to smell that thing again in my life.
I hope you didn't tried it either on your skin, cause it seems like a nightmare 😭