Milk Cake by Malizia

Milk Cake

4ajbukoshka
10/09/2021 - 04:15 PM
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Malizia MilkCake: A Still Life

- Disclaimer: Viewing the work shown below may cause you to experience diabetes or an acute sugar shock. -
Nutritional information per 100g:
Calories to burn after consumption: 1500kJ / 353 kcal
Fat: 1g
of which saturated fatty acids: 0g
Carbohydrates: 86g
of which sugar: 77g
Proteins: 0g

Do these values seem familiar to you? No? Then you have never eaten Zefir (зефир)*. The foam sugar specialty comes in either pink or white, plain or with cocoa-based fat icing.
So spray on MilkCake, close your eyes, and see it before you, left behind the alcohol and spirits department.
And there it hangs on the wall: The still life. It bears the title “Questo sabato doma s Tshajbukoshkoj” (this Saturday at home with Tshajbukoshka).
What do you see?
Zefir, as far as the eye can see.
Zefir, Zefir, Zefir
and…
A bottle of dishwashing liquid concentrate with apple flavor?!
Would you like to take a stab at the interpretation?
You have five hours. Then the curtain will close.
And left behind is the wistful thought of a past Saturday, diabetes, and the belt that you can now fasten one notch tighter.

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*But that's okay, I made up the values.
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4 Comments
ThomCThomC 4 years ago
I'm starting to think Malizia is really cool.
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BehmiBehmi 4 years ago
I don't know Zefir, but it sounds delicious!!!
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PollitaPollita 4 years ago
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If you like this one, check out the scents from Comptoir Sud Pacifique. They're even a tiny bit nicer and very edible.
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ChizzaChizza 4 years ago
I just have dish soap with mango scent at home, is that okay?
Anyway, the bottle is somehow so unattractive that the fragrance should be bought.
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