English Fern Penhaligon's 1910 Eau de Toilette

...of Lord and Lady Hesketh-Fortescue, besides their youngest son Meredith, are the cousins Priscilla and Gwyneth Molesworth from the neighboring villages of Middle Fritham and Nether Addlethorpe, as well as an uncle of Lady Hesketh-Fortescue, the 79-year-old Jasper Fetherstone, whose estate Thrumpton Castle is currently rented to Lord Molesworth-Houghton, a cousin of Priscilla and Gwyneth Molesworth.

Gwyneth Molesworth had procured a tie - pardon me - a necktie for Lord Hesketh-Fortescue in Nether Addlethorpe, but left it with Lord Molesworth-Houghton at Thrumpton Castle. Lady Hesketh-Fortescue suspects her husband of having spent last weekend with Priscilla Molesworth in Middle Fritham. At the same time, Meredith Hesketh-Fortescue finds on a carriage ride with Jasper Fetherstone from Friddle - uh - Fiddle Mith - Middle Fritham to North Cothelstone Hall the necktie from Nathel - Naddle - excuse me - Nether Addlethorpe.

After a dramatic confrontation between Lady Hesketh-Fortescue and Priscilla Molesworth in North Cothelstone Hall, Gwyneth Molesworth rushes to the two-mile distant South Thoresby to visit her aunts Amelie Hollingworth and Lucinda Satterswaite, who, however, have gone to North Thurston to visit their brother-in-law Thomas Thatcham, who works as a gardener at Thrumpton Castle for Lord Molesworth-Houghton.

Gwyneth Molesworth returns to North Cothelstone Hall, but not via Maddle - Middle Addlethorpe, but rather via North Thurston, Thrumpton Castle, Middle Fritham, and Nether Addlethorpe. There she meets Priscilla Molesworth, who with Lord Molesworth-Houghton is still...

Conclusion: green clover, gathered over gentle hills, smooth and delicate blossoms included. England's altogether old-fashioned charm. Beautiful!