Top Notes 
Bergamot
Lemon
Yuzu
Heart Notes 
Amber
Lavender
Mint
Base Notes 
Cedar
Musk
07/08/2025
MasterBaitor
5 Reviews
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How Mr Krabs would rate the fragrance (take it with humor)
"Ahoy, all you seagulls and crab friends"
If you thought the Krusty Krab was the only place to find real gold, then you haven't experienced my scent yet! Yes, that's right, the scent of Mr. Krabs! This precious elixir is as strong as my love of money (and almost as intense)
The fragrance opens with a tangy top note reminiscent of a fresh sea breeze (just like you salty air from my beloved Krossen Krabe). It's refreshing, just like the first look at your wallet after a good day's business. Right after that comes a subtle spice that perfectly suits my business sense. It almost smells like the aroma of freshly fried Krabbenburgers, with a hint of ... well, let's just say "exclusive ingredients".
The heart note? Ah, this is where true luxury comes into play! Woody and warm accents that are as rich as my bank account. It reminds me of the expensive furniture I could afford from all those years of hard work. A bit like precious wood, a bit like my precious box of coins. And then, the long-lasting mosh that gives you the scent of wealth and power. It's like the sound of the till rattling every time you buy a Krabby Patty - oh, how I love that sound!
I'm telling you, this perfume is no ordinary fragrance. It's the scent of a true business owner, a man who can never have enough of money - and who wants to make it work with every breath he takes. If you have a few coins to spare, treat yourself to this luxury. Trust me, you'll smell like you've conquered the whole ocean ... or at least made some good deals!
I give this fragrance 10 stars and 10 crabs (That's how I count my rating, of course)
-Your Eugene Krabs
P.S: No pocketbook was hurt in the creation of this fragrance - I just threw in a few of my best secret recipes.
If you thought the Krusty Krab was the only place to find real gold, then you haven't experienced my scent yet! Yes, that's right, the scent of Mr. Krabs! This precious elixir is as strong as my love of money (and almost as intense)
The fragrance opens with a tangy top note reminiscent of a fresh sea breeze (just like you salty air from my beloved Krossen Krabe). It's refreshing, just like the first look at your wallet after a good day's business. Right after that comes a subtle spice that perfectly suits my business sense. It almost smells like the aroma of freshly fried Krabbenburgers, with a hint of ... well, let's just say "exclusive ingredients".
The heart note? Ah, this is where true luxury comes into play! Woody and warm accents that are as rich as my bank account. It reminds me of the expensive furniture I could afford from all those years of hard work. A bit like precious wood, a bit like my precious box of coins. And then, the long-lasting mosh that gives you the scent of wealth and power. It's like the sound of the till rattling every time you buy a Krabby Patty - oh, how I love that sound!
I'm telling you, this perfume is no ordinary fragrance. It's the scent of a true business owner, a man who can never have enough of money - and who wants to make it work with every breath he takes. If you have a few coins to spare, treat yourself to this luxury. Trust me, you'll smell like you've conquered the whole ocean ... or at least made some good deals!
I give this fragrance 10 stars and 10 crabs (That's how I count my rating, of course)
-Your Eugene Krabs
P.S: No pocketbook was hurt in the creation of this fragrance - I just threw in a few of my best secret recipes.
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