Top Notes 
Bergamot
Lemon
Yuzu
Heart Notes 
Amber
Lavender
Mint
Base Notes 
Cedar
Musk
07/08/2025
MasterBaitor
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MasterBaitor
Very helpful Review
10
How Mr. Krabs Would Rate the Fragrance (Take It with Humor)
"Ahoy, you seagulls and crab friends"
If you thought the Krusty Krab was the only place to find real gold, then you haven't experienced my fragrance! Yes, you heard right, the scent of Mr. Krabs! This noble elixir is as strong as my love for money (and almost just as intense)
The fragrance starts with a zesty top note that reminds you of a fresh sea breeze (just like you smell salty air from my beloved Krusty Krab). It's refreshing, just like the first glance at your wallet after a good day of business. Right after that comes a subtle spiciness that perfectly matches my business sense. It smells almost like the scent of freshly fried crab burgers, with a hint of ... well, let's just say "exclusive ingredients."
The heart note? Ah, here comes the true luxury! Woody and warm accents that are as rich as my bank account. It reminds me of the expensive furniture I could afford from all those years of hard work. A bit of fine wood, a bit of my noble chest full of coins. And then, the long-lasting musk that gives you the scent of wealth and power. It's like the sound of the cash register clinking with every crab burger purchase - oh, how I love that sound!
I tell you, this perfume is no ordinary scent. It's the fragrance of a true business owner, a man who can never get enough of money - and who wants to bring success with every breath. If you have a few coins to spare, treat yourself to this luxury. Trust me, you'll smell like you've conquered the entire ocean ... or at least made a few good deals!
I give this scent 10 stars and 10 crabs (That's how I count my ratings, of course)
-Yours, Eugene Krabs
P.S: No wallets were harmed in the creation of this fragrance - I just infused a few of my best secret recipes.
If you thought the Krusty Krab was the only place to find real gold, then you haven't experienced my fragrance! Yes, you heard right, the scent of Mr. Krabs! This noble elixir is as strong as my love for money (and almost just as intense)
The fragrance starts with a zesty top note that reminds you of a fresh sea breeze (just like you smell salty air from my beloved Krusty Krab). It's refreshing, just like the first glance at your wallet after a good day of business. Right after that comes a subtle spiciness that perfectly matches my business sense. It smells almost like the scent of freshly fried crab burgers, with a hint of ... well, let's just say "exclusive ingredients."
The heart note? Ah, here comes the true luxury! Woody and warm accents that are as rich as my bank account. It reminds me of the expensive furniture I could afford from all those years of hard work. A bit of fine wood, a bit of my noble chest full of coins. And then, the long-lasting musk that gives you the scent of wealth and power. It's like the sound of the cash register clinking with every crab burger purchase - oh, how I love that sound!
I tell you, this perfume is no ordinary scent. It's the fragrance of a true business owner, a man who can never get enough of money - and who wants to bring success with every breath. If you have a few coins to spare, treat yourself to this luxury. Trust me, you'll smell like you've conquered the entire ocean ... or at least made a few good deals!
I give this scent 10 stars and 10 crabs (That's how I count my ratings, of course)
-Yours, Eugene Krabs
P.S: No wallets were harmed in the creation of this fragrance - I just infused a few of my best secret recipes.
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