Spongebob Squarepants - Spongebob Petite Beaute

The sponge loves, the sponge forgives, the sponge absolves.

Did he ever get mad at the squid? No.

Ever ignore the star when he was in need? No.

Ever forgot to feed the snail? No.

He is just, he has seen all, and he loves all.

When he blessed us with this idol of his likeness, he did not say a word. For the contents inside this mere replica of his generosity, greatness and beauty, speak for themselves.

Water for the thirsty. Bread for the hungry. Sponge for us all.

In the US, I found one of these online for under $10 USD and have to say the price is right.
The scent is nice, though it opens quite strongly, it quickly fades to a skin scent. I haven't tried wearing it on clothing or textiles yet.
The scent? It's similar - very, very, very similar - to Guerlain's Teazzurra. Don't expect Guerlain-performance but if you are searching for an inexpensive surrogate for Teazzurra, this is the one I recommend.

Spongebob is a popular childhood icon. As always, someone ends up making a perfume of one of these cartoon icons- like we see here.

Upon spraying the perfume, you will be overwhelmed with tart lemon and grapefruit. This unhinged opening will quickly dry down into a skin scent. The dry down smells like a freshly opened can of lemon soda with hints of musk and green forest.

Recommend if you're looking for an easy-to-wear, not overpowering summer scent.

Die Leute, die den Duft mit weniger als 9/10 bewerten, gatekeepen den Duft. Die Noten von Zitronenwasser, Wassermelone und Grapefruit sind klar wahrnehmbar, während sich der Duft immer dunkler entwickelt, ohne die süßen Noten zu verlieren. Er ist sehr massentauglich, auch wenn er aus dem High-End-Nischenbereich stammt. Persönlich empfehle ich ihn eher für Dates und zum Ausgehen, da er bei Frauen sehr gut ankommt und für den Alltag zu schade wäre. Ich stelle mir den Duft perfekt am Strand vor, abends im Polohemd, hauptsächlich wegen der salzigen Meeresnoten und den holzigen Nuancen, aber das muss natürlich jeder für sich selbst entscheiden.

All clear, Parfumos/as?
Aye-Aye, Chizza!
Can't you be louder? You're all old folks and can't hear anything else!
Aye-Aye, Chicken Pizza!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh,
Who lives in a forest deep in the perfume sea?
Spongebob Floydhead!
Super strong and green and porous (his bones aren't getting any younger and he doesn't eat fruit dwarfs) and indeed very?
Spongebob Floydhead!
If you're in the mood for botanical indie comments ...
Spongebob Floydhead!
Then swing by Parfumo and don't be late! (It can always happen that a comment gets deleted)
Spongebob Floydhead!
And everyone! But not shirtless!
Spongefloyd Squarehead, Spongebob Squarefloyd,
Floydbob Squarehead!
Spongebob Floydheaaaaaad!

About the scent:
An entrance like a poem, picturesque foaming sea, the sound of waves, white and wide beaches, lonely palms, aquatic notes evoke olfactory delights par excellence. A blue sea, filled with ripe lemons, gently dripping their juice inside. Quick as a spatula, this delicious mélange changes. Impressions of sweet treasures filled with melon cream, synthetically perfected.

Impressions of strolling along this beach with mountain peaks in the distance bathed entirely in red. The waves, the sea water of the scent, caress your limbs, yes, they almost feel soothing thanks to the ozone-formidable work. Rounded off with thankfully not really noticeable woods and musk because how could this scene be enhanced further?

A quote from Tucholsky or Proust, it's unclear, leads to the end: “A little journey is enough to renew us and the world.”

P.S.: since I only give my own scent after extensive exercise a 10/10, this fragrance only receives the second highest score on my scale. That is 5/10. 9.5/10 is quite miserable according to my complicated formula. 5/10 is not.