1 Million Absolutely Gold by Rabanne

1 Million Absolutely Gold 2012

Moriarty
03/03/2013 - 05:09 AM
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4Scent 7.5Bottle

Higher, further, faster...

The principle is clear, liquid gold must shine or smell even more, so that even someone without a sense of smell can feel it in their nostrils. "1 Million Absolutely Gold," the name is an opulent program. A little decadence never hurts. Biatch!

Higher:

Since the first million isn't striking enough, let's gild the gold bar once more. It becomes even sweeter, spicier, and more floral (a million roses send their regards), yes, even pralines are now to be liquefied and incorporated into the Eau de Parfum. This is as wonderfully natural as processed cheese. Why be quieter when you can be louder? Baby, I need attention, take me! Who needs finesse when you have a sledgehammer at home?

Further:

The news of the first million has spread abruptly in the clubs of this world. However, it can go even faster, as proven by "1 Million Absolutely Gold." You’re practically already there before you’ve entered the room. "One Million" was yesterday; now the gold bar is getting another upgrade. What’s the cost of the world!?

Faster:

Given so much speed, one primarily gets full and annoyed even faster. It’s like garlic. Once you perceive the smell yourself, it’s even worse for the outside world. A terrible escalation of intrusive cruelties, practically a crime against human olfactory senses. "1 Million Absolutely Gold" is rather absolutely unnecessary, as the negative side effects of the original are amplified once again. A truly interesting base composition suffers a complete collapse here due to overkill.

The mentioned weaknesses are here, in the intrusive sense or in the truest sense of the word, simply strengths that can be even less tamed compared to the original. Well, anyone who wants to make a tasteless splash doesn’t need to make a clown of themselves elsewhere and drink themselves into a stupor senselessly; instead, they will be even better served here with one spray too many than with the first million. The house of Rabanne has managed this much more pleasantly and better - with the original or take the excellent "Black XS," which shows how such a creation can be very successfully composed in this direction. This once again gilded brew is, in any case, as unnecessary as a goiter and exudes dubious shine.
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7 Comments
MoriartyMoriarty 13 years ago
it's not an exaggeration. It's really worth looking past the bottle and not judging everything the same way.
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MoriartyMoriarty 13 years ago
Hehe, thanks. Well, I used to like "Black XS" even more, but that artificial stuff doesn't do it justice. This is a quite refined composition and definitely not as overpowering. I find it "harmonious" and charismatic when you...
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MonsieurMonsieur 13 years ago
Awesome critique! :-D
At least as a clown, you can still get elected in Italy... *lol*

Black XS is also just artificial junk for me...
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MoriartyMoriarty 13 years ago
Thank you! And yes, "Black XS" may come in a cheap-looking bottle, but I think the scent is elegant and underrated, or has the wrong image, even though it’s not as overused as the blue sailor or the gold bar.
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SisyphosSisyphos 13 years ago
Nice comment, but "Black XS," I don't know... :)
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YataganYatagan 13 years ago
Well described, and I completely agree with the review. Just a small note: it lasts about 10% less for me.
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Franfan20Franfan20 13 years ago
@BlackOpal: Simply 1 Million Intense ;) - You wrote it beautifully, no one can complain now.
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