Big Pony Collection - 1 Ralph Lauren 2010

To sell a pitiful performance as a victory, one needs the courage for bold words and, of course, a product that requires justification like this one. To actually suspect oak moss and lime in such a shower gel concentrate, which one could probably siphon off from large industrial chemical tanks, takes quite a bit of poetic sense.
Definitely present is the cheapest available citrus substitute, underpinned by the essence of all those low-priced washing products that promote a blue-tinted freshness. The aquatic tragedy is completed by a perfidious homage to the smell of chlorine in poorly ventilated public swimming pools.
"Number one" is thus nothing less than a parody of an aquatic, as the entire pony collection generally represents the scam of the year. Laboratory creations at a ridiculous price...