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Tuscan Leather.
If someone says Tuscan Leather here, then they are somehow right.
Many have said Tuscan Leather, no, but they are referring to the later development of the scent towards the end; but at the beginning, and also in the middle, they surely thought of Tuscan Leather right away, but now they don’t really want to admit it because they only paid 19.95 for cocaine and 399,- Tuscan Leather is sitting at the back of the shelf, and no one in the family knows that, but everyone has said, ohhh, you smell really good, but you have smelled just as good before, namely when you sprayed that brown, square bottle with gold on top, that smelled just as good, and they tried to quickly tune it out and just said, yes, yes; and then they thought to themselves: AMATEURS! My family, all amateurs, but I already knew that before they became my family, and so I remain the boss, and can tell them all what Tango is, namely that cocaine can NEVER be a cooler Tuscan Leather dupe because 19.99, or 95, and Tuscan Leather is 5000 euros, but I better not say that, because then the vacation will get too expensive, and besides, who here has the knowledge, always had it; it can’t be any other way.
...because what cannot be, must not be.
Many have said Tuscan Leather, no, but they are referring to the later development of the scent towards the end; but at the beginning, and also in the middle, they surely thought of Tuscan Leather right away, but now they don’t really want to admit it because they only paid 19.95 for cocaine and 399,- Tuscan Leather is sitting at the back of the shelf, and no one in the family knows that, but everyone has said, ohhh, you smell really good, but you have smelled just as good before, namely when you sprayed that brown, square bottle with gold on top, that smelled just as good, and they tried to quickly tune it out and just said, yes, yes; and then they thought to themselves: AMATEURS! My family, all amateurs, but I already knew that before they became my family, and so I remain the boss, and can tell them all what Tango is, namely that cocaine can NEVER be a cooler Tuscan Leather dupe because 19.99, or 95, and Tuscan Leather is 5000 euros, but I better not say that, because then the vacation will get too expensive, and besides, who here has the knowledge, always had it; it can’t be any other way.
...because what cannot be, must not be.
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19 Comments


Do the guys perfume themselves before they have to perform?
I don't know either of them personally yet - but this sounds like an invitation to change that.
(Although there are different barriers to overcome for each of the two fragrances).