Tóor Tóor Régime des Fleurs 2023

Tonight I am sampling Tóor Tóor by Régime des Fleurs, and usually, it's a bit fraught with this brand; it's always an "oh, PLEASE, don't be good!" ordeal because they are usually too good and TOO expensive. But. I needn't have worried this time. My immediate and initial thoughts are that it's like a vampire with a bizarre sweet tooth stumbled into a Precious Moment gift shop and drained all the sugary charm out of a figurine, leaving behind this twee, creepy, bloodless husk at the bottom of the trash bin, slowly dissolving in a puddle of garbage juice. The predominant notes of this unfortunate incident are of anemic citrus and a wan, powdery floral, and the strange cloying rot, spoiled nectar, and sour candied sewage of something that might have been cute, once? Like the undead remains of a Sanrio character, maybe? I don’t know, but it’s not good! Seems like my wallet is safe from you this time, Régime des Fleurs.