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Vanilla Orchid (Eau de Toilette) by The Merchant Of Venice

Vanilla Orchid Eau de Toilette

Mydarkflower
06/21/2017 - 04:26 PM
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Once the warm berry bowl, please!

Yippee, another Venetian merchant to test!!!! Thanks, Duftige. :)

I already had “Vanilla Orchid” on my radar anyway. I was a bit apprehensive about the blackcurrants and violets.....but so far, none of the Venetians have been unpleasant, so I dare to test it.

It immediately smells of fruits. Juicy, like freshly bitten into. Violets are nowhere to be seen.
In the background, I have no idea where it comes from, I notice rubber. Not strong, but definitely there.
And not just any rubber, no - it smells very subtly like a condom in the heat of the moment. It may sound strange or off-putting to some, but it’s not.
But I’m into everything that’s a bit human.

The condom fades after a few minutes and in front of me stands a bowl of hot forest berries with vanilla sauce. Beautifully fruity, not sour, not too much sugar, the sauce with a vanilla pod inside - very delicious.

Sitting on a meadow between rustling deciduous trees, I leisurely empty the bowl, berry by berry, and lick the rest of the vanilla sauce at the end.
Updated on 06/21/2017
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4 Comments
SniffsniffSniffsniff 4 years ago
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Thanks for the warning. I was about to buy it blindly, but now I know it's definitely not for me.
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UweUndBerndUweUndBernd 8 years ago
Hahaha, how funny. I know the condom note from Mitsouko, but there it's a peach condom.
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Sweetsmell75Sweetsmell75 8 years ago
Vanilla berries with rubber ... well, it can't be that bad :)
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SerenissimaSerenissima 8 years ago
You’ve found something again!
This "Monothematic Series" is absolutely delicious and great for layering too.
A trophy for you, who can handle warm berries!
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