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poison candy
Sweet cyanide syrup. Druggy bitter almond and drunken black cherry. Alluring and aloof, indulgent and narcotic. A molten morphine lollipop, flavoured fake blood. The cherry pulls medicinal, but this is a dose I want to savour. It takes a lot for an artificial cherry to overcome the childhood Robitussin PTSD (I won’t even touch red Starburst), so I have to admire Lost Cherry there. Love to see a weird girl go popular, even if it might make a villain of them. I can’t rationalise a full bottle but every tester I get my grubby little paws on is sucked dry within a month. Partly due to the longevity, which is oddly fleeting for such a thick scent. And partly the i-c-wot-u-did-there name, the glorified Duplo block vessel, the absurd price. Not going to fall for your tricks, Cherry.
Mental Snapshot: Maraschinos steeped in Snow White’s poison, a vampire night nurse, a smooth-talking roulette dealer promising better luck on the next whirl, or the whirl after that... You know she’s fake, but you’ll happily fall for her trap. Not a red flag, but a ~ crimson ~ one. If I ever buy a bottle of Lost Cherry I will be entering my Anna Delvey arc.
tl;dr: red dye 69
Mental Snapshot: Maraschinos steeped in Snow White’s poison, a vampire night nurse, a smooth-talking roulette dealer promising better luck on the next whirl, or the whirl after that... You know she’s fake, but you’ll happily fall for her trap. Not a red flag, but a ~ crimson ~ one. If I ever buy a bottle of Lost Cherry I will be entering my Anna Delvey arc.
tl;dr: red dye 69