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10/12/2019, 11:21 AM
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Vincent D’Onofrio and the Exorcist of Rimini

Vincent D’Onofrio, a now somewhat unhinged Hollywood star, presumably due to too much Miracoli, was originally intended for the role of Tristan Ludlow in "Legends of Passion," which was then given to Brad Pitt, who looks significantly better in a loincloth.... Perhaps V. D’Onofrio was formerly Onofri, who then insisted on a name change due to the somewhat derailed life plans of Tristano. Tristano, who now finances his wine cellar as a part-time exorcist dressed entirely in white in picturesque Rimini after the bankruptcy of his fashion house in 2010, would have been better off "staying in Düsseldorf," as the eponymous hit by Dorthe Kollo warns...

About the scent: Based on national and international descriptions, one expects a harsh, slightly stinging aftershave representative and instead receives a slightly earthy patchouli scent with fine wood, patinated leather, and a shy hint of sweetness, to stay in the local jargon... There’s nothing old-school about Tristano by Onofri... a now 30-year-old ragazzo with, as described here, modern influences.
Tristano Onofri seems to be visibly annoyed by the 'Tarantella' that is being performed around him due to the exorcisms conducted on overweight German bathers in the blazing midday sun and is now having a glass of Barolo with Max von Sydow and Linda Blair. Salute.

The scent is no longer available for sale or trade... but there are others...
Updated on 11/15/2019
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1 Comment
Helena1411Helena1411 7 years ago
Bei Vincent lag es nicht nur an den Miracoli, möchte ich mutmaßen, aber der Tristan(o) möchte ja für Isolde (gar Tochter UND Mutter) gut duften; das scheint ja gelungen.