Musk Patchouli Ulric de Varens

I couldn't resist and got the fragrance because it was so cheap and I didn't have anything like it in my collection. The first impression from the test strip was quite nice. I only saw the fragrance pyramid afterwards and now I'm wondering, is THIS the same scent?
Definitely no peach and rose detectable, not even a hint,...
Applied to the skin, the shock was total. What hit me was earthy, somehow dirty. Paired with musk, the nastiest kind, animalistic and like someone who hasn't showered. The whole scent corresponds to the odor that would come after 3 weeks in a jungle camp without a shower - I haven't tried the camp, but that's how I imagine it,...
Muddy, earthy, animalistic, musty...

Absolutely the biggest mistake purchase of all time. Either it's my skin, or the fragrance is just crap.
I want to smell clean and well-groomed, not dirty!