Blue Hope Xerjoff 2014

“Do you feel anything yet?”

“Nope.”

“Then suck faster! I can already taste that there’s something else in there. It doesn’t just taste like candy*. Somehow it’s…hm…a bit bitter or something. It shouldn’t take more than a quarter of an hour, said the woman from the shop.”

“Which one? The one in that tight red outfit, where she was almost popping out all the time?”

“What do you mean, popping out? Where are you looking? Did you find that sexy?”

“Noooo! Not me…”

“Anyway, she said it wouldn’t take a quarter of an hour before you notice something.”

“I only taste candy.”

“You need to suck faster!! They must know what they’re doing. Wasn’t that exciting? A whole shop full of…things? This Reeperbahn is quite a place, isn’t it? Ooooh, I think I’m starting to feel something! It tastes somehow…mmmmmh…wild. Ooooh, and it’s tingling, I’m getting hot and cold all over my back and everywhere up and down. Oh yes, ‘Hot Candy - Get Fired Up’; that fits.”

“I don’t taste anything.”

“You need to suck faster!!!”

* suckysuckysuckysuckysucky *

“Herbert, oh, Herbert… I think I’m all worked up…!”

“Now I feel it too… Something is stirring!”

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* northern German for "candies".