On the way to Nutella hell, the crash for the loser squirrel Lemmy Schlemmitz was not far off…
It all started so nicely with some schnapps and delicious fruit brandy and that slightly alcoholic fruity scent…
Uuuuuhhhh, uuuuhhhh… But when so much went wrong in life, one quickly became a Nutella and candy junkie… But rolling chestnuts as a kind of dried cream into his cigarettes was definitely a bit too far…
… and now there was a message from his crush Schokella Swift… Not quite as sweet, but still very much to his taste… "Shall we meet in an hour?" it said…
Oh my God! He was drunk, stoned, and absolutely on his way to becoming completely crazy today… But he had been waiting so long for a date with her…
So he freshened up… Took a shower… Transformed the smell of alcohol into a delicious fresh fruity chestnut aftertaste. Fresh and absolutely seductive.
He was ready…
Schokella should come now…
Spring should come now…
Was it really just that squirrel a bit tipsy, or did you treat yourself to something before writing this text too? ;-D I'm cracking up! You made my day!!!
Lemmy Schlemmitz, I'm cracking up :D... and I'm ready for the scent like hell... I can't wait to test it and I'll probably think of a drunk squirrel while doing so ;)
I can really appreciate both Lemmy and chestnut cream :) So we already have something in common when it comes to music taste. After your sweet chestnut review, I finally feel like having a dessert! Ace of Spades trophy!
Lemmy Schlemmitz, fantastic *gacker* The drinking and snacking spree would probably be too much for me, but I had a great time (in the truest sense) :-D
I only know This is Him, but it doesn't matter. The main thing is that Lemmy Schlemmitz finds his happiness!
I'm cracking up! You made my day!!!
The drinking and snacking spree would probably be too much for me, but I had a great time (in the truest sense) :-D