2023 DC, Somewhere in Chemical Laboratory in Spain….
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ZARA: You have, it appears, a fine nose, young man. But...
Dupe: My nose knows all the smells in the world. It's the best nose in Spain…
ZARA: No! No! No! Basta! You don't interrupt me when I'm speaking. You're both impertinent and insolent! Even I don't know every scent. I, of course, known for some time the ingredients of "Alexandria II".
Could you tell me the exact formula of "Alexandria II".? "Best nose in Spain".
Dupe: Master Zara, I don't, I don't know what a formula is. But I can make " Alexandria II" for you now.
ZARA: You?
Dupe: Yes.
ZARA: Now pay attention! What is your name, anyway?
Dupe: Dupe Xerjoff.
ZARA: Very well, Dupe Jerkoff, you shall have the opportunity now, this very moment, to prove your assertion.
Dupe: How much do you want me to make?
ZARA: How much of... what?
Dupe: How much " Alexandria II " do you want? Shall I fill this flask?
ZARA: No! You shall not! You may fill this one, I must've been insane to listen to your asinine gibberish.
(After few minutes... )
Dupe: Yes, it’s done.
ZARA: Mamamia... This is " Alexandria II ".
Dupe: But it's not a good perfume, master, if you let me again, master, I'll make it more better.
(After few minutes... )
Dupe: It’s done.
ZARA: That's a really good perfume, but how do you call it?
Dupe: There is something, something….woody, Some woody, yes, master, you can call it Somewoody.
ZARA: Now you can make this 1000 tons of Somewoody for me.
Dupe: But, master... 1000 tons will cost a fortune, how can you recoup the costs?
ZARA: well, we're just going to sell the perfume for 17 euros per bottle.
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today arrives Somebody, Bottle is really nice, rounded and feel robust, wood cap is also beautiful made, but atomizer, yes, the atomizer again, is not great.
At first impression, you can almost immediately detect the same DNA profile of Alexandria II, no synthetic smell at all, longevity is very good, and on skin is first hour with very good projection, and if you spray on clothes, it will remain almost 24 hours or longer. For me, it’s more suitable for colder month. This perfume contain a special oriental DNA, more specific, from Thailand, almost same scent like uncooked Thai Jasmin Rice. It’s not a mass pleaser.
And, yes, it’s close to Alexandria II, it’s very very close to Alexandria II, I think most people won’t even to smell the difference between Somewoody and Alexandria II, Of course Alexandria II is more intense, more deeper, more potent, but also much more expensive, but Somewoody is not far from his model. I’m speechless when I smell the first spray, I can hardly believe that Zara can reassembled the DNA of such Niche perfume with almost 95% accuracy, I am really really impressed. If you like Alexandria II DNA, you should buy it, and you can better buy it now, because he will disappear soon, like all other Zara niche perfume clones.
Zara has proven again this time how good they are at making the excellent perfume!
