The Muse Zarkoperfume 2020

… does not grow on trees. It does not develop as an underground tuber, nor does it sprout from the earth on mountain meadows. What do I mean by that? Of course (!) The Muse by Zarkoperfume is a completely synthetic fragrance. I find it silly and pointless to complain about this; if anyone knows a method to distill freshly washed white laundry straight from the washing machine, please get in touch with me. So! Now to the scent itself…

The scent:

This muse kisses the laundry ladies and modern househusbands, because all this fragrance has to offer is indeed freshly washed laundry. Nothing more and nothing less. But The Muse achieves this perfectly; I know nothing comparable. Is the scent one-dimensional, linear, and cobbled together from aroma chemicals? Absolutely. But it delivers what it promises, and in an absolutely impressive and highly satisfying way.

Rating: 9/10.

Its properties:

Here shines the often-criticized hero of the iron. Longevity and performance are well above average (yes, even above many other synthetics!). Two sprays on the skin, and you smell fresh and well-groomed for half the day. The same amount on clothing… lasts until the next "real" wash. For musty students, it’s a real alternative to going to mom. Oh… Before anyone gets upset about this, I was once just such a person, okay? Fine!

Rating: 9/10

Miscellaneous:

The bottle does not reinvent the tetrahedron, but it is nice and functional. The presentation is appealing. The price is more than justified for what is offered. Unisex? Absolutely. As if laundry freshness cares about gender…

Rating: 9/10

Conclusion:

I can keep it short; anyone looking for a fragrance that perfectly mimics laundry detergent or freshly washed garments and knows how to perform very well can confidently end their search here. The Muse delivers. Everyone else, especially those who have a real (or imagined) allergy to artificial aromas, should look elsewhere.

I give 9/10 points for the muse, who in my mind looks like Mrs. Clementine in front of the endless laundry line.

Absolute recommendation to buy!

Best regards, Raffa