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Medusa00
05/09/2021 - 12:35 PM
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8Scent 8Longevity 7Sillage 8Bottle 7Pricing

Mechthild is rarely happy


Mechthild is the wife of Hartmut, who is an incorrigible optimist that loves his wife very much, even though she is constantly gloomy.
When he offers her spicy ginger tea, she complains about the heat.
When Hartmut kisses Mechthild, she doesn’t smile and only asks him if he enjoyed it.
The lemongrass is too straw-like, the lemons are too yellow, Mechthild complains.
Hartmut has planted mint in the herb garden, many varieties, because Mechthild tends to have stomach aches. She cried because she feared the cats would roll around in it.
When Mechthild crumbles bay leaves into the soup, she wonders whether the soup would taste good even without them.
For Christmas, Mechthild painted cookies for Hartmut and said he should imagine how they might taste if she were to bake some. Mechthild doesn’t bake because the oven gets too hot.

When Hartmut gave Mechthild the beautiful Melancolia for her birthday, she was offended and found it telling.

One morning, Hartmut asked Mechthild how he had been the night before. She was surprised and said, “Did you stay out long?”

Hartmut has moved out and found himself a cheerful nature. He took the perfume with him and left her a bottle of “Poison” instead.
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10 Comments
FlirtyFlowerFlirtyFlower 4 years ago
2
Haaahhaaa and with the cheerful nature, he can now wallow in gloom. Pruuust! Trophy!
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ExUserExUser 4 years ago
Well, even the most cheerful person can become bitter sometimes, like Mechthild :D
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ZoraZora 4 years ago
And then he's so generous and gives her the poison ;).
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ErgoproxyErgoproxy 4 years ago
1
I'm surprised you like the scent. I would have left Mechthild too and taken Poison with me.
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TablaTabla 4 years ago
1
Wonderful story.
Mechthild won't wear Poison either, not with her attitude...
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AlysandeAlysande 4 years ago
1
Delicious! A grumpy house dragon... That’s when a man has to leave!
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HasiHasi 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... where do you always get this from! Your jokes... you're really amazing! xD
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PollitaPollita 4 years ago
1
Sounds a bit like my statement. A bit too much kitchen for me, the scent, even though it's not bad.
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FaveaFavea 4 years ago
The toxic, melancholic Mechthild... Hartmut had to save himself...
a light story with deep meaning :)
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SchatzSucherSchatzSucher 4 years ago
1
I didn't find the scent melancholic at all; rather, I thought it was beautiful, even if it's a bit heavy. I had to laugh out loud at the painted cookies, but my sympathy for Mechthild is pretty limited ;-)
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